Company Car

[anonymous]

Hi, what are the company car choices? Please only serious answers. Thanks in advance.

 

[anonymous]

If you want a serious answer, then ask a serious question. If you work at BI then you know the choices. If you are considering a position at BI and the car choice is important to you, please don’t come to work here. We have enough problems already. BI is an incredibly generous company, but it comes with high expectations.

 

[anonymous]

Your typical choices. A couple mid sized sedans or a smaller SUV. Think Subaru, Equinox or something similar. Only you or your spouse/domestic partner can operate it.

no monthly fee; just have to track your personal miles for IRS reasons.

it’s a great benefit.

 

[anonymous]

I picked up former rep’s Subaru. It had 1/2 a roach in the ash tray and an Indigo Girls CD in the stereo. All that was missing was a pair of Birkenstock’s.

 

[anonymous]

Your typical choices. A couple mid sized sedans or a smaller SUV. Think Subaru, Equinox or something similar. Only you or your spouse/domestic partner can operate it.

no monthly fee; just have to track your personal miles for IRS reasons.

it’s a great benefit.

It depends on what pay grade you come in. We have levels 14-18 the higher ranks get better choices.

 

[anonymous]

BMW, Audi and Benz. Couple of upgrades to choose from, leather, sunroof. Some can get the convertible in the warmer climates.

 

[anonymous]

Subaru Forester & Outback, Chevy Equinox, GMC and Jeep

 

[anonymous]

Hi, what are the company car choices? Please only serious answers. Thanks in advance.

You want a serious answer??? You’re an asshole, and I’m serious about that. Fuck off!!

 

[anonymous]

BI is an incredibly generous company, but it comes with high expectations.

I love satire! Great joke!