Cologuard Plus

[anonymous]

Dud or not?

 

[anonymous]

DUD! BIG TIME BOMB!

 

[anonymous]

DUD! BIG TIME BOMB!

This is just the shitposter the jeezgerbil or w/e from the yahoo board. Just ignore

https://www.openweb.com/share/2nUhpxCQJ5wrquwmO9QD98eNIxo

 

[anonymous]

Hey dumbass. Nobody cares about a yahoo board lol but we all know Plus is really a minus. Sub par science, sub par trial, sub par company.

 

[anonymous]

Hey dumbass. Nobody cares about a yahoo board lol but we all know Plus is really a minus. Sub par science, sub par trial, sub par company.

And obviously living in rent free in your head.

 

[anonymous]

No not rent free I have to sell my fucking soul to the devil on a daily basis to work here. But you already feel me, sucking’ dick ain’t cheap right?

 

[anonymous]

Not exactly rent free if I have to sell my soul to Lucifer himself everyday because I work here but hey hookin’ would be harder right? Hashtag CG Plus is gonna be the BEST lol we will obvi sell more of an inferior product.

 

[anonymous]

Why don’t you find a job somewhere else

 

[anonymous]

It's not a dud at all.

It is, however, functionally the same product of regular CG that costs less to make.

The bit question is: will insurance pick it up? I don't think they have any reason to pay more for it. As long as they cover regular CG they are doing what the law requires.

Yet KC says we need to get paid more for it because "it's been out for 10 years"

Which shows his gross misunderstanding of the business... medical tech gets cheaper the longer its out...

 

[anonymous]

Why would I get a job somewhere else? I work 2 hours a day, free car, manager is head-up-butt stupid, and paid a decent salary to do basically nothing. You’re new here sweetie put down the kool aid

 

[anonymous]

Even if not a dud will be pushing a boulder uphill.

 

[anonymous]

Gute says you’ll sell what we give you and like it.