CLOSERS

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wow the new blood of Strativa is running very thin....don't you know it's a fool's errand to be insecure and try and lead a team.

What does Obama and the leader of the closers have in common?

They both managed to screw up a well oiled machine in the first 6 months of their new role.....
 






























They quit on their own and moved on, just like many others. Read the writing on the wall people, this place is done. Sure am glad I didn't move my family to one of the most expensive areas in the country for this place. That would make me a fool...
 






They quit on their own and moved on, just like many others. Read the writing on the wall people, this place is done. Sure am glad I didn't move my family to one of the most expensive areas in the country for this place. That would make me a fool...

Wow. Too bad the big lady didn't go with them.
 
























The CLOSERS is the name of the group that will be CLOSING THE STRATIVA DIVISION.

Time for another wanted ad to hire some more killer Strativa sales reps:

Wanted
24-26 years old
1 - 1.5 years Pharmaceutical Sales
2-3 Years Copier Sales
Earn 65K base + bonus (so 65K in other words)
Must have up to date GPS and a great sense of humor
Be willing to market products with no know use
Be able to commit to employment for next 6 months
 






I hear that the dumbass manager in DC not only couldn't get along with his senior reps (3 president's club winners), he has a problem dealing with people in general. He bitches about service in every restaurant and often returns the food he orders. He tips 10% and wonders why people aren't happy. The idiot even tells people he made is wife the person she is...
 






I heard even worse things about this guy. I heard he thought he could buy a place in NOVA for 200K....hahahahahaha loser is renting an apartment at a manager level....C LOSER...