"...Forces of FIPNet in a bozo nightmare
Drum up the music with an imaginary pipeline
'Cause Jån is a weasel and Derica's got a flag
One's shut down singapore, the other is in drag
With the quarterly shows and the Cymbalta nose job
The deluded mumbling of folkJohn the slob
He hung himself with a roll-along
Slap his turkey Footlong, it's hangin from a knob
You can't do your vlog if you can't relate
Trade the lab for the boardroom for his kingdom for the hate
And Lilly is a piece of wax, fallin' on a Colonel
That's chokin on the cinders..."