So during the layoffs I did my part. I sent along the scheduled lunches as asked. But...
I DON’T WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE!!!
So, since you can’t seem to entice a rutabaga salesperson with your goldPLATED handcuffs, or they are so inept that they can’t figure out how things work yet (training has always been an oxymoron for you):
I am no-calling / no-showing all lunches that I passed on to you. No return calls. Not answering the phone. Done.
Get your act together.
