Christmas gift

[anonymous]

Any chance we go back to the good ole days of Amazon gift cards?

 

[anonymous]

The company gift is a eV Hitachii Magic Wand.

Any chance we go back to the good ole days of Amazon gift cards?

 

[anonymous]

Any chance we go back to the good ole days of Amazon gift cards?

I thought the cup was the gift?

 

[anonymous]

Any chance we go back to the good ole days of Amazon gift cards?

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Dreamer

 

[anonymous]

Any chance we go back to the good ole days of Amazon gift cards?

I’m just hoping we don’t get the stupid box of junk we got last year. Toenail clippers, paper dominos, a candle. Just keep the money you spend on that crap and donate it to a good charity.

 

[anonymous]

How about a danish book on the joys of giving to others…

 

[anonymous]

I happen to be a bit of an insider in terms of these sorts of things, so I have some intel on this. Due to a purchasing error by one of our unpaid interns in 2022, we were left with a large surplus of the 'Artisanal Marshmallow Roasting Kit for One', (sku# AMRK1). So you will be getting that again.

I recommend roasting your one marshmallow on a lower heat/flame since the marshmallow may be a bit tougher due to its storage over the past year. Additionally, please sign the electronic waiver in LMS before enjoying due to the unknown composition and origin of the roasting candle.

 

[anonymous]

Maybe we can have a broadcast concert featuring Sting where ET will excitedly tell us to be on the lookout for our gift and then IT will send a false “click here for your gift”’ phishing expedition. And now your gift is assigned modules on phishing. Good times. True story!

 

[anonymous]

Yep, I clicked on that link and got assigned some training too, lol!!

 

[anonymous]

Yep, I clicked on that link and got assigned some training too, lol!!

I got a dik pic’!!

 

[anonymous]

Now you know how Clark Griswald felt. I thought it was hystercial!

 

[anonymous]

I didn’t get the WTG points. Anyone else?

 

[anonymous]

Log into the site and check your balance, your email may be in spam/quarantine. If none, submit to ask hr!

 

[anonymous]

I happen to be a bit of an insider in terms of these sorts of things, so I have some intel on this. Due to a purchasing error by one of our unpaid interns in 2022, we were left with a large surplus of the 'Artisanal Marshmallow Roasting Kit for One', (sku# AMRK1). So you will be getting that again.

I recommend roasting your one marshmallow on a lower heat/flame since the marshmallow may be a bit tougher due to its storage over the past year. Additionally, please sign the electronic waiver in LMS before enjoying due to the unknown composition and origin of the roasting candle.

 

[anonymous]

I happen to be a bit of an insider in terms of these sorts of things, so I have some intel on this. Due to a purchasing error by one of our unpaid interns in 2022, we were left with a large surplus of the 'Artisanal Marshmallow Roasting Kit for One', (sku# AMRK1). So you will be getting that again.

I recommend roasting your one marshmallow on a lower heat/flame since the marshmallow may be a bit tougher due to its storage over the past year. Additionally, please sign the electronic waiver in LMS before enjoying due to the unknown composition and origin of the roasting candle.