Chad Wagner is rumored to be next COO?





























































He is only 37 years old and running Lilly ! This is nuts! Almond Joy got nuts. Chad don't!

Yeah, you're right. We wouldn't want some newbie to screw up this well oiled machine. It might cost us our patents and thousands of Lilly jobs. We had better keep things the same to ensure our Lilly guarantee of lifetime employment. If it ain't broke, don't fix it I always say.

Joe Jackass
 






Yeah, you're right. We wouldn't want some newbie to screw up this well oiled machine. It might cost us our patents and thousands of Lilly jobs. We had better keep things the same to ensure our Lilly guarantee of lifetime employment. If it ain't broke, don't fix it I always say.

Joe Jackass

What you say is like calling the cardinal Mahoney! Bless you from Los Angeles.
 






Yeah, you're right. We wouldn't want some newbie to screw up this well oiled machine. It might cost us our patents and thousands of Lilly jobs. We had better keep things the same to ensure our Lilly guarantee of lifetime employment. If it ain't broke, don't fix it I always say.

Joe Jackass

I would have to agree. It would be nearly impossible for anyone to do more damage to Lilly than Johnny and his FIPNET.