Car Choice?

[anonymous]

Looks like not giving car choice to new reps. Outback only. Can you get switched at least to Ascend?

Do the cars have gps tracking?

 

[anonymous]

Looks like not giving car choice to new reps. Outback only. Can you get switched at least to Ascend?

Do the cars have gps tracking?

Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

 

[anonymous]

Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

um, I just tried calling that number and it has noting to do with our fleet company. It is quite disturbing and I am wondering if I should have called that from my work phone.

 

[anonymous]

The choices are clown car or short yellow school bus.

 

[anonymous]

The choices are clown car or short yellow school bus.

Good one frat dick

 

[anonymous]

Good one frat dick

You’re right. That wasn’t helpful.

Choices are:
Ford Pinto
AMC Pacer
Yugo GVX
Nissan Sentra - for top performers

Hope this helps.

 

[anonymous]

You’re right. That wasn’t helpful.

Choices are:
Ford Pinto
AMC Pacer
Yugo GVX
Nissan Sentra - for top performers

Hope this helps.

Allow me to correct myself:
Good one old ass frat dick

 

[anonymous]

Allow me to correct myself:
Good one old ass frat dick

Those are the correct car choices for a pharmaceutical company who operates like it’s primary care in the 90’s.

 

[anonymous]

You’re right. That wasn’t helpful.

Choices are:
Ford Pinto
AMC Pacer
Yugo GVX
Nissan Sentra - for top performers

Hope this helps.

These are way too nice for Eisai.

 

[anonymous]

Pray for the Japs.

 

[anonymous]

Do cars have GPS?

translation:

I’m a primary care rep that is used to hiding in a pod and can’t go toe to toe with an oncologist. I want to manage my reach and frequency and “stay off the lists”. I’m doing a side hustle and don’t want to get caught. I spend more time trying NOT to work than actually working my territory.