Can someone PLEASE answer the car question honestly

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Is there one nice person currently employed by Lilly that can tell us potential new hires what the car choices are. We get it...they're free, so it shouldn't matter, but it's always nice to know. Is there an SUV option in states that get a lot of snow? Thank you in advance to anyone who can please be honest...
 




























































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Anonymous said:
Did you make up all this during the incredibly boring 3 week training sessions in Indy?
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Ford Fusion regardless of which state you live in. No more snow cars for snow states and the fusion is terrible in the snow. Favr program not great. But hey...the fusion is a free car. I miss the Taurus (snow state), but I have a job and a car...things could be worse
 






Anonymous said:
Ford Fusion regardless of which state you live in. No more snow cars for snow states and the fusion is terrible in the snow. Favr program not great. But hey...the fusion is a free car. I miss the Taurus (snow state), but I have a job and a car...things could be worse
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Is it a hybrid or an SUV? heated seats?
 






Anonymous said:
Base model fusion (ONLY option)

FAVR program: varies but ~$300/mo + .15/mi. No gas card, no insurance, you pay for everything.
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Just my opinion but the FARV program must not have gotten as many bites as they wanted. They've now added a lot more cars to the approved list but was not broadcasted. You get your 150 back so its more like 450/month. No matter how you slice it, its not a better deal unless there is a specific car you need/want to have.
 












I will NOT I repeat NOT accept a car without butt warmers if deployed north of the Mason Dixon line (otherwise known in Kentucky as the wimpy line) YOU DON'T LIKE IT BITE MY KISS
 






Ford Fusion only choice. FAVR is a program where you buy your own car and you get a small reimbursement. That works well if you have a city territory and are not putting lots of miles onto your car. In rural areas, the gas price will eat the entire reimbursement in a few days.
 






Possible correction.....our reps have either Chevy Malibus or Ford Fusions. Almost every new rep is automatically assigned a used car, with no ordering of new ones for new reps.
 






ford fusion, unless you get a current stock car which most likely will be a chevrolet malibu. also the FAVR program is dependent on location. also no snow car, all reps regardless of tenure, etc is ford fusion
 






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