Can I still wear my Green Jacket at AbbVie?

[anonymous]

I'm a multiple time Green Jacket (with optional vest, adjustable strap in back, one size fits most) winner from Forest/Allergan. I still wear my Green Jacket on virtual calls. My docs love it!

 

[anonymous]

Forest Is green slime, I would suggest burning that piece of shit and trying to forget “where you came from”. It’s not good.

 

[anonymous]

I'm a multiple time Green Jacket (with optional vest, adjustable strap in back, one size fits most) winner from Forest/Allergan. I still wear my Green Jacket on virtual calls. My docs love it!

I just watched the Skyrizi commercial... More than one company has an opinion about what "everything" is. Is nothing really everything? Are your eyes truly everything? No.

Winning is Everything. Come up with a better slogan. I expected more from this company.

 

[anonymous]

I just watched the Skyrizi commercial... More than one company has an opinion about what "everything" is. Is nothing really everything? Are your eyes truly everything? No.

Winning is Everything. Come up with a better slogan. I expected more from this company.

Between the commercials for Humira and Skyrizi, Abbvie wins the award for "Most ridiculously cheesy, and hilariously bad advertising campaigns of the decade".

 

[anonymous]

Between the commercials for Humira and Skyrizi, Abbvie wins the award for "Most ridiculously cheesy, and hilariously bad advertising campaigns of the decade".

A more cost-effective, ethical, value added solution for gaining market share exists.

 

[anonymous]

I'm a multiple time Green Jacket (with optional vest, adjustable strap in back, one size fits most) winner from Forest/Allergan. I still wear my Green Jacket on virtual calls. My docs love it!

Eeeeeeeew? Didn’t pfizzer do the same thing? We all laughed and laughed over you’re supposed self importance

 

[anonymous]

It’s Pfizer and Your. Go get your GED.

 

[anonymous]

It’s Pfizer and Your. Go get your GED.

I just had wine come out of my nose laughing so hard!!!

 

[anonymous]

I'm a multiple time Green Jacket (with optional vest, adjustable strap in back, one size fits most) winner from Forest/Allergan. I still wear my Green Jacket on virtual calls. My docs love it!

At Abbvie, you can only wear it during Masters Week.

 

[anonymous]

Yeah, you can wear it. I wear my jacket on the weekends. I get alot of compliments and complaints.

 

[anonymous]

Yeah, you can wear it. I wear my jacket on the weekends. I get alot of compliments and complaints.

Take your green jacket, crumple it up into a ball and shove it straight up your fucking ass!

 

[anonymous]

Take your green jacket, crumple it up into a ball and shove it straight up your fucking ass!

Let me rephrase that. When I originally typed it, I was laughing so hard about the pfizzer spelling that I had a mixture of cocaine together with cheap wine (the kind that comes out of a box) spewing out of my nose. I am such a sophisticated Allergan whore that I will only drink my boxed wine from a wonder woman sippy cup. Here goes… Crumple your green jacket up into a ball and shove it straight up your fucking ass! How about doing that?

 

[anonymous]

Take your green jacket, crumple it up into a ball and shove it straight up your fucking ass!

Thanks for the laugh! I'll be sure to wear my green jacket in honor of you. I'll take your advice too, but I'll shove it straight up your ass first loser.

 

[anonymous]

Thanks for the laugh! I'll be sure to wear my green jacket in honor of you. I'll take your advice too, but I'll shove it straight up your ass first loser.

You're welcome. Thanks for making it easy! If you want to measure worthiness on the basis of who has more awards from Allergan, I'd accept and win. Now crumple that green jacket up into a ball and shove it up your fucking ass you little Allergan whore!

 

[anonymous]

My jacket seem to strike a nerve and you seem to be unstable. Maybe you can use some of Allergan meds to calm your outbursts. Your the poster for ignorance and trash at it's best! As an expert you would know the traits of a whore and asses. After all the selling, samples, and ass kissing you still cant get that jacket. Now I'll go back to wearing my jacket while you vent loser! Besa ma cuda

 

[anonymous]

My jacket seem to strike a nerve and you seem to be unstable. Maybe you can use some of Allergan meds to calm your outbursts. Your the poster for ignorance and trash at it's best! As an expert you would know the traits of a whore and asses. After all the selling, samples, and ass kissing you still cant get that jacket. Now I'll go back to wearing my jacket while you vent loser! Besa ma cula

 

[anonymous]

Allergan providing a green jacket to its president’s club winners must be something fairly new. It is most likely made up. For the sake of argument, lets pretend like you did achieve president’s club at Allergan. Luck, without any doubt, played the single greatest factor in your achievement. Only an unstable asshole would come on cafepharma and brag about their green jacket and ask if they can wear it at AbbVie. I am simply the person that enjoys telling unstable assholes to go fuck themselves.

At one point in time, I hung all my awards up on the wall in my office. For some time now, those awards are stored in my closet. I do not need to look at plaques to know that I can sell. What is selling? Selling is being able to identify your customers’ wants and needs, then delivering whatever it is that your customers want and need. I am an expert at identifying those wants and needs. So, what do customers want and need in the realm of pharma? In any given territory you 5 types of customers. The first type wants and needs to be bought. The second type wants and needs the best products for their patients. The third type wants and needs all the free things (coffee, lunches, dinners, etc.). The fourth type only care about costs. The fifth type wants and needs to be involved in speaking on behalf of the products. As you can tell, I have eliminated luck as a factor for my success.

I want and need either a vast sum of money or a career that is more relevant to achieve my goals. A bullshit sales rep job selling Allergan’s products is not worth my time nor is it going to provide me with the amount of money that I estimate needing to achieve my ultimate goal.

All of that being said, AbbVie made a mistake buying Allergan. If AbbVie were smart, they would fire your dumbass, sell off all the shit (including and especially the eye care division), and just keep Botox.

 

[anonymous]

Allergan providing a green jacket to its president’s club winners must be something fairly new. It is most likely made up. For the sake of argument, lets pretend like you did achieve president’s club at Allergan. Luck, without any doubt, played the single greatest factor in your achievement. Only an unstable asshole would come on cafepharma and brag about their green jacket and ask if they can wear it at AbbVie. I am simply the person that enjoys telling unstable assholes to go fuck themselves.

At one point in time, I hung all my awards up on the wall in my office. For some time now, those awards are stored in my closet. I do not need to look at plaques to know that I can sell. What is selling? Selling is being able to identify your customers’ wants and needs, then delivering whatever it is that your customers want and need. I am an expert at identifying those wants and needs. So, what do customers want and need in the realm of pharma? In any given territory you 5 types of customers. The first type wants and needs to be bought. The second type wants and needs the best products for their patients. The third type wants and needs all the free things (coffee, lunches, dinners, etc.). The fourth type only care about costs. The fifth type wants and needs to be involved in speaking on behalf of the products. As you can tell, I have eliminated luck as a factor for my success.

I want and need either a vast sum of money or a career that is more relevant to achieve my goals. A bullshit sales rep job selling Allergan’s products is not worth my time nor is it going to provide me with the amount of money that I estimate needing to achieve my ultimate goal.

All of that being said, AbbVie made a mistake buying Allergan. If AbbVie were smart, they would fire your dumbass, sell off all the shit (including and especially the eye care division), and just keep Botox.

Correction, Abbvie should keep the entire Aesthetics division and the biologic manufacturing facilities. Sell everything else.

 

[anonymous]

What's all this nonsense! You have many qualities.. unstable and an expert on gibberish too. You've wrote an essay explaining bull shit.
Im sure you make a great convo piece for your customers when they cant run or hide when they see you coming. Have some pride, you are showing how thirsty you are for that green jacket.

 

[anonymous]

What's all this nonsense! You have many qualities.. unstable and an expert on gibberish too. You've wrote an essay explaining bull shit.
Im sure you make a great convo piece for your customers when they cant run or hide when they see you coming. Have some pride, you are showing how thirsty you are for that green jacket.

Attempting to prove my short essay is somehow inaccurate is like attempting to prove the Earth is somehow flat. If you are suggesting that liking someone (the sales rep) or something (the entity providing the product) is going to drive sales, then you are wrong. Liking someone or something does not fulfill a fundamental want and need. Moreover, people tend to like those who can fulfill their wants and needs. I do not want or need a green jacket, if I did, I would have applied for a position with this company, which I have not. If you are challenging my expertise, after reading the short essay I wrote, then you are a fucking moron and any success you may have is based entirely on luck. Good luck to you.