Can’t use our cell phones anymore hahaha

[anonymous]

Hahahahaah WOKE JnJ coming in hot with this new email that went out ay!!!? Hahahaha we cannot group text or text anyone about anything business related. Hahahahah. I cannot stop laughing what a shit joke of a losing company. All the diversity hires are implementing all their communist things. More control over their employees. I feel bad for anyone sticking it out here anymore do yourselves a favor and leave before the new layoffs that are coming at the end of 2023. We’re all doomed and then once and for all the people that have been with JnJ for 20+ years will have to get out of their comfort zones and try to convince a different not all functioning company why they were so complacent and worked under the same title for 20* years hahaha. Sooooo many of them, they couldn’t sell ice to an igloo. Now we can’t even text each other anymore, pretty soon Covid testing will come back. Daily anal swabs for everyone

 

[anonymous]

Quiet rep! Get your FEA metrics up

 

[anonymous]

You mentioned woke so you are awarded a point for that one. Nailed it. You also mentioned communism and diversity for another two points so you came out of the gate fairly strong. You did mention Covid however you didn’t mention it was made up so you only get 1/2 point. The multiple hahahahas was a nice touch but it was neutral so unfortunately no points were awarded. Here is where you left food on your plate. Didn’t mention anything liberal- can’t miss that one. Snowflake was also an easy layup that was omitted. Total talking point score: 3.5. Not bad but there is probably an opportunity to improve.

 

[anonymous]

You mentioned woke so you are awarded a point for that one. Nailed it. You also mentioned communism and diversity for another two points so you came out of the gate fairly strong. You did mention Covid however you didn’t mention it was made up so you only get 1/2 point. The multiple hahahahas was a nice touch but it was neutral so unfortunately no points were awarded. Here is where you left food on your plate. Didn’t mention anything liberal- can’t miss that one. Snowflake was also an easy layup that was omitted. Total talking point score: 3.5. Not bad but there is probably an opportunity to improve.

 

[anonymous]

Hahahahaah WOKE JnJ coming in hot with this new email that went out ay!!!? Hahahaha we cannot group text or text anyone about anything business related. Hahahahah. I cannot stop laughing what a shit joke of a losing company. All the diversity hires are implementing all their communist things. More control over their employees. I feel bad for anyone sticking it out here anymore do yourselves a favor and leave before the new layoffs that are coming at the end of 2023. We’re all doomed and then once and for all the people that have been with JnJ for 20+ years will have to get out of their comfort zones and try to convince a different not all functioning company why they were so complacent and worked under the same title for 20* years hahaha. Sooooo many of them, they couldn’t sell ice to an igloo. Now we can’t even text each other anymore, pretty soon Covid testing will come back. Daily anal swabs for everyone

God you antivax loons are such a bunch of idiots. Any prohibition about texting company business would be made to (HELLO!!!) *** keep company information inside company systems, and therefore help protect said company from lawsuits *** Where the hell do you tie up something as obvious as that into being "woke" or communists? You maga cultists are as dumb as you are paranoid.

 

[anonymous]

God you antivax loons are such a bunch of idiots. Any prohibition about texting company business would be made to (HELLO!!!) *** keep company information inside company systems, and therefore help protect said company from lawsuits *** Where the hell do you tie up something as obvious as that into being "woke" or communists? You maga cultists are as dumb as you are paranoid.

Thank you!