So I was at one of my accounts on Friday. I went to L&D and tried to get in using my access card (needed to unlock the door). My card didn't work. I tried it again. Nothing. I knocked on the door and the L&D manager walked up to the door inside to see who was knocking (there's a little window on the door). When she saw me she gave me a dirty look and back up from the door, shaking her head. I was like WTF? She just stood there looking at me. A minute later, the J&J rep. walks up beside her and they both just stand there there with their arms crossed looking at me and talking amongst themselves (couldn't hear what they were saying). So after about a minute of just standing there, they start motioning with their hands, like shoo fly, go away. I found this to be highly irritating. I tell them, "let me in please". They both shake their heads no and start laughing. Again with the shoo fly motions. Now I'm pissed. So this goes on for awhile, they still won't let me in. Then the manager walks away. The god damn J&J rep. starts flipping me off and sticking her tongue out at me. I tell her to come out if she' got a problem and we can settle it out in the parking lot. She just rolls her eyes and flips me the bird again.
About 2 minutes later security approaches me. They ask me for my access card and inform me that it's expired and they keep it. I try to tell them I had a case and they tell me that the case has been cancelled and that they are there to escort me from the facility. As they are walking me out, they inform me that I'm no longer welcome at the hospital and not to come back. On the way out I spit on the floor and told them I wouldn't want to come back to a place that employs monkeys to do their dirty work. I didn't think that one through too well though cuz both of the security guards were black. So I end up in a choke hold with my arm pressed up behind my back and taken out through the front lobby, which was quite embarrassing. They release me outside and then warn me that if I ever came back that they would call the sherriff and press charges for trespassing. On my way to the car I yell out to them to go get some fried chicken and grape soda so they would chill out. Needless to say I had to make extreme haste to my car and I sped away, guards in pursuit.
Aside from my bruised arm and neck, I think the biggest bruise I got today was my ego. I don't know what was up in the hospital but I'm guessing it had to do with this stupid study. I'm gonna have to get the scoop from one of my docs - hopefully they will still see me.
