Brand New Program Starting 2/25

[anonymous]

This is one where you actually get off your lazy asses and go sell shit instead of spending your time figuring out how to milk the company for your base salary and doing as little as possible.

Bunch of f'ing deadbeats.

 

[anonymous]

Why? We get $5.00 for refills and $75.00 for NBRxs. Why work hard?

 

[anonymous]

I plan on working hard. I have a goal in mind and I plan to meet it this year. So far, I'm on track!

 

[anonymous]

I plan on working hard. I have a goal in mind and I plan to meet it this year. So far, I'm on track!

F u! Go away, you kool-aid fanatic!

 

[anonymous]

I plan on working hard. I have a goal in mind and I plan to meet it this year. So far, I'm on track!

This is so fake.

 

[anonymous]

I plan on working hard. I have a goal in mind and I plan to meet it this year. So far, I'm on track!

Good work, I am going to make you eligible for the 2019 bonus pool. The rest of you stiffs are PIP'd.

As soon as the rest of the "super sales team" is on board some of you deadbeats are going overboard.

 

[anonymous]

Good work, I am going to make you eligible for the 2019 bonus pool. The rest of you stiffs are PIP'd.

As soon as the rest of the "super sales team" is on board some of you deadbeats are going overboard.

And two weeks after the end of Q1 there will be another purge.

 

[anonymous]

Good work, I am going to make you eligible for the 2019 bonus pool. The rest of you stiffs are PIP'd.

As soon as the rest of the "super sales team" is on board some of you deadbeats are going overboard.

When the imposter manager Captain Kirk goes overboard the culture of distrust, micromanaging and back stabbing will end, super sales teams don't need to be managed so get the fuck out of the way you big fat asshole.

 

[anonymous]

When the imposter manager Captain Kirk goes overboard the culture of distrust, micromanaging and back stabbing will end, super sales teams don't need to be managed so get the fuck out of the way you big fat asshole.

 

[anonymous]

When the imposter manager Captain Kirk goes overboard the culture of distrust, micromanaging and back stabbing will end, super sales teams don't need to be managed so get the fuck out of the way you big fat asshole.

You are to report to HR on Friday morning at 8am for sensitivity training. You can't go around fat shaming people, not when I am trying to build a core of operational excellence.

If you don't show up on Friday expect another PIP, you pipshit.