Bonus







Can anyone say when the bonus are getting paid. Our boss said we had a killer year. Ante up El Cheapo Ghandi.


Sorry we regret to inform you, the company did not do well this year, but we are still The Greatest Place to Work. We did provide you fuckwads free snacks, 12 meals, and gray jackets, what more do you want? You want bonuses? Your bosses will be contacting you soon about 1,001 things to reward you (none providing monetary rewards). We will clean your garden if you work 80 hours the week before vacation.

Regards and Kisses

HR
 






Sorry we regret to inform you, the company did not do well this year, but we are still The Greatest Place to Work. We did provide you fuckwads free snacks, 12 meals, and gray jackets, what more do you want? You want bonuses? Your bosses will be contacting you soon about 1,001 things to reward you (none providing monetary rewards). We will clean your garden if you work 80 hours the week before vacation.

Regards and Kisses

HR

Thanks Avon lady, aka Public Enemy #1