Bonus for 2023?

[anonymous]

How stupendous will the BONUS payout be for 2023?

 

[anonymous]

The empty set: ø.

 

[anonymous]

¡JELLY OF THE MONTH!

 

[anonymous]

Facepalm.

 

[anonymous]

Panic!

 

[anonymous]

The only gift you get this year is life

 

[anonymous]

Sorry, we had to hire on 87.5 "HR" specialists to fire y'all.

 

[anonymous]

And remember, you can't have "WHŌRE" w/o HR

 

[anonymous]

Know your worth. Retain an employment attorney now. Do not go quietly into the void or be cheated.

 

[anonymous]

Serving overlooked patients by fūcķing over loyal employees. Nice.

 

[anonymous]

You all have been Terifayed!

 

[anonymous]

You all have been Terifayed!

Rawdog-Terrifūcķed w/o lubė or a thank you.

 

[anonymous]

You all have been Terifayed!

3rd, 4th and 5th input

 

[anonymous]

The only gift you get this year is life

And much like a lethally over spiced vindaloo taco from a roach-coach, this will all end in fire.

 

[anonymous]

THIS WILL
ALL END
IN FIRE

 

[anonymous]

Business schools will teach graduate courses on this failed, shambolic fraud of a "business model". Controlled capital death and value destruction--Azuritization.

 

[anonymous]

Programmed capital destruction. "Azuritization"

 

[anonymous]

THIS WILL
ALL END
IN FIRE

Bēotch, you're fired.

 

[anonymous]

Hey Florida reps just a heads up Terry booked a trip with his family the week after Thanksgiving so expect “ride alongs” so the company will pay for his flight and hotel for his family. He also wants everyone to transfer their ezCater points over to him so he can buy his daughter a new bike for Christmas.

 

[anonymous]

TT being the frugal pragmatist will not opt for the seat.