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Biogen introduces experimental health care plan for employees

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Tired of worrying about dangerous infectious diseases ? Our new health care plan replaces that worry with the confidence of certainty. Now you will know that "yes" you've got that disease ! Every Monday the cafeteria staff will select a Level 1 biohazard infectious disease (or deploy a field collected biological sample) into every dish served. You will enjoy the certainty of knowing that with every meal Biogen is providing a free, potentially fatal, infectious disease. Imagine the water cooler chatter by Friday... did you hear Timmy has Ebola... that's nothing Biosafety all have AIDS.. really Leprosy in CMC ?? Biogen - we dont just "cure it" we live with infections !! Wahooo !!
 








I give this post a B-. While the idea is commendable and creative, the execution is lacking. In the hands of a proper shitposter, this could have been so much more. Great effort though and I look forward to your future work.
 












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