Then you were either young and inexperienced and assumed that reciting what you learned in a few college science classes would further your career OR, you took 7 years to complete your associates degree in wielding and Teva decided you’re best suited for a call center position taking orders for dildos like you. Either way, they showed you the door and your first call was to mommy so she could wipe your ass and inflate your ego that your overpaid degree was best fit to get on Cafepharma and bitch about your stress levels and trash Teva.
Put your 5” inseam floral patterned shorts back on to ride your scooter to work tomorrow. Don’t forget to tie that man bun back up either. You want your employer to take you serious with your san serif script tattoo on your forearm or infinity symbol tattoo to show your unique. Also, use ‘ums’ and ‘ahs’ to fill your void in vocabulary since you probably never took a public speaking course and have texted employers ‘idk’ or ‘omw’ when your late for work as a part-timer. You have a bright future. Please come back here soon so we can exchange dialogue on your depth of industry experience