Big Pharma Coming....

[Anonymous]

Big Pharma is coming to take your soul! Brace yourself while you prepare for the bomb to drop! You will not be able to go to the rest room without asking permission. Trust me, you think life is hell with your sorry manager or director at Aptalis or if you are one of the lucky ones and actually like selling the crappy Aptails products, just wait! All the perks at Aptalis = bye bye. So, you don't think you have perks working for Aptalis? Ha! Wait until you see your life in the Devil's den behind bars with a ball and chain! Get ready to ride the roller coaster to hell! Big Pharma (or bigger than Aptalis) is not fun....ESPECIALLY at one of the worst Pharma companies in the industry....and that's not intel from CP, it's straight from current and past (happily) reps. Also , I'm not a disgruntled Aptalis employee. I'm actually quite content, but nauseated at the thought of Forest. I know many reps who have solid plans to leave. Peace out. I'm outta here as well in due time.

 

[Anonymous]

Big Pharma is coming to take your soul! Brace yourself while you prepare for the bomb to drop! You will not be able to go to the rest room without asking permission. Trust me, you think life is hell with your sorry manager or director at Aptalis or if you are one of the lucky ones and actually like selling the crappy Aptails products, just wait! All the perks at Aptalis = bye bye. So, you don't think you have perks working for Aptalis? Ha! Wait until you see your life in the Devil's den behind bars with a ball and chain! Get ready to ride the roller coaster to hell! Big Pharma (or bigger than Aptalis) is not fun....ESPECIALLY at one of the worst Pharma companies in the industry....and that's not intel from CP, it's straight from current and past (happily) reps. Also , I'm not a disgruntled Aptalis employee. I'm actually quite content, but nauseated at the thought of Forest. I know many reps who have solid plans to leave. Peace out. I'm outta here as well in due time.

I'm scared. So what kind of car will we get?

 

[Anonymous]

A motorcycle. Oops, that was a typeo. A moped . Oops, another typeo. A huffy bike with an egg crate tied to the back. There will be a sales contest to see who gets to win a glorious wicker basket for the front. You must supply a rain poncho and helmet, if required by law in your state.

 

[Anonymous]

I've heard that along with Project Rejuvimate, they are downsizing cars. You will have a chioce of a skateboard or roller skates. The cold states will also get a backup pair of ice skates because you will be required to skate on ice so that you can get in your details. States that flood will get duckie floaters ( the kind that go over each arm) and the tornado states will get a propeller to lift them up and over a tornado. The hot states get nothing extra because it's your fault you live in such a dreaded climate and the NY corp office just can't relate...and you must wear a business suit jacket even when it's 104 outside with close toed shoes. Details must go on because naturally, life would stop if we didn't see our doctors for just one day. Also, NO Christmas Eve off.

 

[Anonymous]

Run Forest, run!

 

[Anonymous]

Working at Forest may seem like a good idea (a paycheck), but so was getting on the Titanic and looked what happened there. Just say'n.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm not bothered about transport ..just as long as I can pick my roomie!

Is it true we can do this from a gallery online before flying to meetings?

 

[Anonymous]

Big Pharma is coming to take your soul! Brace yourself while you prepare for the bomb to drop! You will not be able to go to the rest room without asking permission. Trust me, you think life is hell with your sorry manager or director at Aptalis or if you are one of the lucky ones and actually like selling the crappy Aptails products, just wait! All the perks at Aptalis = bye bye. So, you don't think you have perks working for Aptalis? Ha! Wait until you see your life in the Devil's den behind bars with a ball and chain! Get ready to ride the roller coaster to hell! Big Pharma (or bigger than Aptalis) is not fun....ESPECIALLY at one of the worst Pharma companies in the industry....and that's not intel from CP, it's straight from current and past (happily) reps. Also , I'm not a disgruntled Aptalis employee. I'm actually quite content, but nauseated at the thought of Forest. I know many reps who have solid plans to leave. Peace out. I'm outta here as well in due time.

Have a nice trip.

 

[Anonymous]

Have a nice trip.

Big Pharma is coming to take your soul! Brace yourself while you prepare for the bomb to drop! You will not be able to go to the rest room without asking permission. Trust me, you think life is hell with your sorry manager or director at Aptalis or if you are one of the lucky ones and actually like selling the crappy Aptails products, just wait! All the perks at Aptalis = bye bye. So, you don't think you have perks working for Aptalis? Ha! Wait until you see your life in the Devil's den behind bars with a ball and chain! Get ready to ride the roller coaster to hell! Big Pharma (or bigger than Aptalis) is not fun....ESPECIALLY at one of the worst Pharma companies in the industry....and that's not intel from CP, it's straight from current and past (happily) reps. Also , I'm not a disgruntled Aptalis employee. I'm actually quite content, but nauseated at the thought of Forest. I know many reps who have solid plans to leave. Peace out. I'm outta here as well in due time.

So you still work for Forsst? With the big and bad rant you would have thought you work elsewhere. Tool.