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he is The Most Interesting Man in the World

1.He lives vicariously through himself.
1a. His Doctors ask him how they are doing
2.He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
2a. His offices ask him what they can buy him for lunch
3.He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
3a Doctors offices try to get on his lunch schedule
4.He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
4a. The residents do rounds with him.
5.He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
5a. He once kicked a doctors out of his own office.
6.His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
6a He review his doctors hospital privileges.
7.His doctors list him as their emergency contact number.
8.He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
8a.He refuses Walgreen Pharmacists who want to call on him
9.When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
9a. He lets his DMs know how they're doing.
10.His shirts never wrinkle.
11.He is left-handed. And right-handed.
12.If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
 




































Anonymous said:
he is The Most Interesting Man in the World

1.He lives vicariously through himself.
1a. His Doctors ask him how they are doing
2.He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
2a. His offices ask him what they can buy him for lunch
3.He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
3a Doctors offices try to get on his lunch schedule
4.He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
4a. The residents do rounds with him.
5.He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
5a. He once kicked a doctors out of his own office.
6.His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
6a He review his doctors hospital privileges.
7.His doctors list him as their emergency contact number.
8.He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
8a.He refuses Walgreen Pharmacists who want to call on him
9.When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
9a. He lets his DMs know how they're doing.
10.His shirts never wrinkle.
11.He is left-handed. And right-handed.
12.If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
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Loved it!!!
 




Anonymous said:
he is The Most Interesting Man in the World

1.He lives vicariously through himself.
1a. His Doctors ask him how they are doing
2.He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
2a. His offices ask him what they can buy him for lunch
3.He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
3a Doctors offices try to get on his lunch schedule
4.He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
4a. The residents do rounds with him.
5.He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
5a. He once kicked a doctors out of his own office.
6.His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
6a He review his doctors hospital privileges.
7.His doctors list him as their emergency contact number.
8.He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
8a.He refuses Walgreen Pharmacists who want to call on him
9.When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
9a. He lets his DMs know how they're doing.
10.His shirts never wrinkle.
11.He is left-handed. And right-handed.
12.If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
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Very clever! I loved it!
 




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