I have a few, but I will save them for later. Let us know about your best or worst Pharma story!
Best Pharma Story
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Worst is waiting for an idiot regional manager who was supposed to work with me on a field ride. He is a no show all morning, and then I get a response from my manager that the dickhead had "bad sushi" the night before. What a god dam toolbox. Can't make this up. True story.
Best is nothing. Industry has been a joke and always will be a joke.
Merry Christmas!
)).Worst is waiting for an idiot regional manager who was supposed to work with me on a field ride. He is a no show all morning, and then I get a response from my manager that the dickhead had "bad sushi" the night before. What a god dam toolbox. Can't make this up. True story.
Best is nothing. Industry has been a joke and always will be a joke.
Merry Christmas!
You must not be a BMS employee….Ending with Merry Christmas isn’t woke.
Happy Holidays!!
Having sexual relationships with 5 women docs and my manager for 6 months.
Your manager ? Male or Female ? I am a biologist.
She is a very angry woman, at sales meetings we would book a separate hotel different than the company and pay out of our own pockets to be alone or not get caught. She was demananding in the hotel room and introduced me to non traditional way for her multiple climax’s. Thought you should know since your a biologist.
Best story? We're going to nail this launch, we have access, and peak sales are going to be through the roof. You want examples? Take your pick in the past few "success" stories
A former manager told me that when he was a rep, a Nurse pulled him into an exam room and they went to town.
How does the song go? “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss” No matter the changes or the person, the results are the same. Fire Lerch and Tina bring in Owens and Braun, fire marketing and bring in the idiots we have now, it’s all the same. That’s BMS for you
Can u be more specific, the 5 lady Docs of witch one is a famous urologist or the angry manager? Since your a biologist.
Since your a biologist I would expect a more specific question, your asking me to force rank like some shill here?
My best Pharma story was when I told BMS, my manager, my regional manager, head of sales, idiot marketing people in PPK to stuff it!
Stuff it real good!
Stuff it real good!
Probably sent one of those emails with everyone copied stating how good the gig is and how vile BMS culture is like cancer.
I know I did.
Best story of my life was leaving BMS. I had a sign on bonus and waited it out. As soon as it was up - poof!
I left all those miserable, backstabbing, drama queens in my rear view mirror as I drove the last time out of PPK with a huge smile on my face that still exists.
To all you c-suckers at PPK - eat excrement and run to the light!
I left all those miserable, backstabbing, drama queens in my rear view mirror as I drove the last time out of PPK with a huge smile on my face that still exists.
To all you c-suckers at PPK - eat excrement and run to the light!
Best story as a young rep, I farted on the internist chicken feta wrap
Here is something to ponder, one of the 5 docs, a primary care demanded I buy her, gift wrap and read her a brand new Dr Seuss book with illustrations prior to bedding her. All the different books were written and illustrated by Dr. Seuss, example the book that started the line Cat in the hat for example. It was worth it by the way.
"Dear Penthouse, today I made up some some stupid shit on an anonymous pharma page, and now I'm hard"