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Can you douches please stop posting your dumb awards pictures from the NSM on LinkedIn? You look like such toolbars. You work at literally the worst and least respected oncology business unit in the industry filled with either new people or old and unwanted people. You are the definition of cheesy...
 




I especially love the tax write off charity event pictures where everyone looks SO thrilled to be stuffing envelopes or backpacks or dolls. How embarrassing and pathetic.
 




















Sounds like you guys didn’t win anything… Winey losers


I don’t work at your shithole company. You just keep linking in with me trying to get me to hire you(I won’t), but I rarely deny a request on LinkedIn…may need to rethink that…so I see these lame posts from your meeting. It is so cheesy. It’s a freaking sales meeting! Stop using LinkedIn like Facebook…it’s creepy.

To those who won congratulations…it’s like wining an award for being the tallest dwarf. Furthermore, nice humility…let’s tell everyone how great I am! Sure hope you post your results when you finish the year near the bottom next year.

Lastly, for those many of you trying to get out of Eisai, don’t post Eisai stuff on LinkedIn. That is the kiss of death for hiring managers…
 
















Sees LinkedIn post about sales award from eisai and thinks “well isn’t that special”. I especially love seeing the ones who had no idea they won. That shows great business aptitude.
 




I love to watch the “winners” drop like a rock as soon as the new fiscal year starts and goals are adjusted and last years “loser” is now a rock star. Hysterical.