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best novartis moment of 2011

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We all got word that Tekturna and all of its offsprings are done. For many this is the end of a long road with that dog of a drug. Let's everyone chime in and post what is your favorite moment at Novartis this year.
 
























Getting the F@#$ out!, Getting rid of "initiatives", getting rid of a manager hired by reasons of diversity only, getting rid of 4 job shares who expected everyone to work but them, getting rid of shitty products that are now obviously shitty to everyone's health, working only 20 hours but getting paid $95k+ while those same job shares worked 20 hrs but got paid 1/2 as much. I could go on and on, but then it would get me too excited. 2011 at Novartis was freaking awesome and keeps on getting better because I laugh my ass off everytime a new piece of crappy news comes out of there.
 




ceeing mike english crash and burn fromm bieng washed up and 2 old to make his litle klub...he can now eat all day and suntan all he wants 2....booo hooooo hoooo....and dont kall me anymore pudgy you sux no matter how mahny times you ask me
 












ceeing mike english crash and burn fromm bieng washed up and 2 old to make his litle klub...he can now eat all day and suntan all he wants 2....booo hooooo hoooo....and dont kall me anymore pudgy you sux no matter how mahny times you ask me

And remember don't let the facts get in the way of a good story, yada, yada, yada and don't be the last one off the bus...to fucking funny...now that I am a long way...away from that idiot.
 




Results from Global Employee Survey. Withdrawal of carcinoid a day or two before ODAC. Warning letters from FDA. Continuous 'silent' lay offs across franchises, functions and CPOs, small number of people each time add up to a few hundred and they think we're dumb enough to not notice. The list is endless, hard to vote for the BEST.
 




Getting out of a pod full of job-shares! Worthless workers who only cared about rearranging scheduled days off or dolling over pictures of their kids or arranging "play dates" while a couple of us worked. Biggest scam