Begley on the Move

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Let's not forget the consultants...lots of consultants...high paid consultants...some of his best friends.

What he'll really want first is for the stock price to drop precipitously. Then he'll award award himself tens of thousands of stock options in addition to ones he's pocketing right now. Then come the layoffs and cost cutting. Then a quick cash-out and exit. It's a tried and true formula for looting. It's legal, and only certain CLUB members are allowed to participate.

How the hell is the poor bastard supposed to make money anyway. He's gotta eat.
 
























Anonymous said:
Let's not forget the consultants...lots of consultants...high paid consultants...some of his best friends.

What he'll really want first is for the stock price to drop precipitously. Then he'll award award himself tens of thousands of stock options in addition to ones he's pocketing right now. Then come the layoffs and cost cutting. Then a quick cash-out and exit. It's a tried and true formula for looting. It's legal, and only certain CLUB members are allowed to participate.

How the hell is the poor bastard supposed to make money anyway. He's gotta eat.
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But just think of all those thought proviking "integrity" lectures we received from he and the OEC. I know I'm much better for it. Hell I stopped going to church because of the great example he gave. I just try to be like he - as full of as much corporate integrity as I can take.
 






Anonymous said:
Let's not forget the consultants...lots of consultants...high paid consultants...some of his best friends.

What he'll really want first is for the stock price to drop precipitously. Then he'll award award himself tens of thousands of stock options in addition to ones he's pocketing right now. Then come the layoffs and cost cutting. Then a quick cash-out and exit. It's a tried and true formula for looting. It's legal, and only certain CLUB members are allowed to participate.

How the hell is the poor bastard supposed to make money anyway. He's gotta eat.
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A dream of justice:

Hillshire Brands Chairman Chris Begley is in critical condition in an area hospital today after complications following treatment for acute food poisoning. Mr. Begley recently led restructuring efforts and massive job cuts at lackluster Hllshire in an effort to boost bottom line profits. Key insiders at the company say Mr. Begley had plans to retire when Wall Street had regained confidence in the Hillshire Brand. Doctors say it appears that Mr. Begley and his group, some of whom also fell ill, were the victims of a food-borne bacteria that is typically discovered during the manufacturing process. The group was attending a Cubs baseball game and the bacteria has been traced to the hot dogs they ate in Mr. Begley's corporate suite. The hot dogs were manufactured by Ball Park Franks, a division of Hillshire Brands. Doctors were unable to treat the bacteria as per normal protocols due to the ongoing shortage of antibiotics and other drugs in the healthcare industry.
 






Anonymous said:
A dream of justice:

Hillshire Brands Chairman Chris Begley is in critical condition in an area hospital today after complications following treatment for acute food poisoning. Mr. Begley recently led restructuring efforts and massive job cuts at lackluster Hllshire in an effort to boost bottom line profits. Key insiders at the company say Mr. Begley had plans to retire when Wall Street had regained confidence in the Hillshire Brand. Doctors say it appears that Mr. Begley and his group, some of whom also fell ill, were the victims of a food-borne bacteria that is typically discovered during the manufacturing process. The group was attending a Cubs baseball game and the bacteria has been traced to the hot dogs they ate in Mr. Begley's corporate suite. The hot dogs were manufactured by Ball Park Franks, a division of Hillshire Brands. Doctors were unable to treat the bacteria as per normal protocols due to the ongoing shortage of antibiotics and other drugs in the healthcare industry.
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Ha!!!! That's funny. Shortage of antibiotics. Food poisoning.

Too much!!!
 






Anonymous said:
A dream of justice:

Hillshire Brands Chairman Chris Begley is in critical condition in an area hospital today after complications following treatment for acute food poisoning. Mr. Begley recently led restructuring efforts and massive job cuts at lackluster Hllshire in an effort to boost bottom line profits. Key insiders at the company say Mr. Begley had plans to retire when Wall Street had regained confidence in the Hillshire Brand. Doctors say it appears that Mr. Begley and his group, some of whom also fell ill, were the victims of a food-borne bacteria that is typically discovered during the manufacturing process. The group was attending a Cubs baseball game and the bacteria has been traced to the hot dogs they ate in Mr. Begley's corporate suite. The hot dogs were manufactured by Ball Park Franks, a division of Hillshire Brands. Doctors were unable to treat the bacteria as per normal protocols due to the ongoing shortage of antibiotics and other drugs in the healthcare industry.
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You deserve a bonus for this. Hilarious.
 






Anonymous said:
Looks like Begley trying to relive the Abbott spinoff to Hospira with another spinoff (Meatco)

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/sa...dent-businesses-following-spin-off-2012-05-31

Going to be chairman of the board.

First order is probably cut retirement benefits for the poor souls at Sara Lee and freeze pension then layoffs and massive cost cutting will follow.
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He better not fuck with those frozen brownies or I will kick his skinny ass up and down the North Shore of Chicago. I mean it..... don't be cost cutting my Sara Lee frozen brownies. If you even think about not putting chocolate frosting on those babies because of some Project Fuel deju vu I'm going to open up a can on your ass!!

Sincerely,
A Sara Lee Frozen Brownie Fan and a severe disliker of Mr. Integrity.
 






Interesting. Begley left Hospira with $100 million in known cash and now is on to his next big gig. Meanwhile, the company he left is still suffereing. How do the rich keep getting richer?
 


















Anonymous said:
A dream of justice:

Hillshire Brands Chairman Chris Begley is in critical condition in an area hospital today after complications following treatment for acute food poisoning. Mr. Begley recently led restructuring efforts and massive job cuts at lackluster Hllshire in an effort to boost bottom line profits. Key insiders at the company say Mr. Begley had plans to retire when Wall Street had regained confidence in the Hillshire Brand. Doctors say it appears that Mr. Begley and his group, some of whom also fell ill, were the victims of a food-borne bacteria that is typically discovered during the manufacturing process. The group was attending a Cubs baseball game and the bacteria has been traced to the hot dogs they ate in Mr. Begley's corporate suite. The hot dogs were manufactured by Ball Park Franks, a division of Hillshire Brands. Doctors were unable to treat the bacteria as per normal protocols due to the ongoing shortage of antibiotics and other drugs in the healthcare industry.
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what a nut bag you are ! really ??????? I fell sorry for you loser 24/7 on CP
 


















Anonymous said:
Let's not forget the consultants...lots of consultants...high paid consultants...some of his best friends.

What he'll really want first is for the stock price to drop precipitously. Then he'll award award himself tens of thousands of stock options in addition to ones he's pocketing right now. Then come the layoffs and cost cutting. Then a quick cash-out and exit. It's a tried and true formula for looting. It's legal, and only certain CLUB members are allowed to participate.

How the hell is the poor bastard supposed to make money anyway. He's gotta eat.
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Lets give a "H-O-S-P-I-R-A", whats that spell?
HOSPIRA!!!
To the grease that made the shaft smoother: My Sales DM got 1,200 shares x 5 years= 6,000 shares since 2004....(she doesn't get them anymore:( ....
IF, she was smart she should have made $25/share or $150,000 for 6,000 tubes of HSP grease.
How much did ASD make?
How much did Sales VP make?

The last 9 years has been a grease party....starting with your boss, going upwards.
H-O-S-P-I-R-A!!!
That's what that spells.....
 






Anonymous said:
Lets give a "H-O-S-P-I-R-A", whats that spell?
HOSPIRA!!!
To the grease that made the shaft smoother: My Sales DM got 1,200 shares x 5 years= 6,000 shares since 2004....(she doesn't get them anymore:( ....
IF, she was smart she should have made $25/share or $150,000 for 6,000 tubes of HSP grease.
How much did ASD make?
How much did Sales VP make?

The last 9 years has been a grease party....starting with your boss, going upwards.
H-O-S-P-I-R-A!!!
That's what that spells.....
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L-O-S-E-R
 












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