Avanir Transition

[anonymous]

Otsuka HR called me today and vaguely offered me an extension to my death sentence verbally. They said if I agree to an offer letter for an extension I will forfeit my severance if I turn it down. How the hell can I commit to anything without seeing the terms of the deal. CLOWNS. Who in their right mind would except an extension or permanent job with these tyrants and walk away from a severance. The market is HOT right now. I'll take the money and take my chances way before I would ever work for these people.

 

[anonymous]

Otsuka HR called me today and vaguely offered me an extension to my death sentence verbally. They said if I agree to an offer letter for an extension I will forfeit my severance if I turn it down. How the hell can I commit to anything without seeing the terms of the deal. CLOWNS. Who in their right mind would except an extension or permanent job with these tyrants and walk away from a severance. The market is HOT right now. I'll take the money and take my chances way before I would ever work for these people.

It's the "Otsuka Way".....

 

[anonymous]

Otsuka HR called me today and vaguely offered me an extension to my death sentence verbally. They said if I agree to an offer letter for an extension I will forfeit my severance if I turn it down. How the hell can I commit to anything without seeing the terms of the deal. CLOWNS. Who in their right mind would except an extension or permanent job with these tyrants and walk away from a severance. The market is HOT right now. I'll take the money and take my chances way before I would ever work for these people.

 

[anonymous]

Otsuka HR called me today and vaguely offered me an extension to my death sentence verbally. They said if I agree to an offer letter for an extension I will forfeit my severance if I turn it down. How the hell can I commit to anything without seeing the terms of the deal. CLOWNS. Who in their right mind would except an extension or permanent job with these tyrants and walk away from a severance. The market is HOT right now. I'll take the money and take my chances way before I would ever work for these people.

So do it. You probably won’t be hired there anyway.

 

[anonymous]

Otsuka HR called me today and vaguely offered me an extension to my death sentence verbally. They said if I agree to an offer letter for an extension I will forfeit my severance if I turn it down. How the hell can I commit to anything without seeing the terms of the deal. CLOWNS. Who in their right mind would except an extension or permanent job with these tyrants and walk away from a severance. The market is HOT right now. I'll take the money and take my chances way before I would ever work for these people.

Only the assholes in Otsuka HR could come up with something as stupid as an offer we can’t tell you about!

 

[anonymous]

Only the assholes in Otsuka HR could come up with something as stupid as an offer we can’t tell you about!

You are right. It is part of our corporate culture to be assholes. And guess what? We are proud of it. Why? Because we can get away with it.

 

[anonymous]

Get ready Otsuka Chumps! Here comes the Avanir team to fix all the problems you idiots have caused! Avanir forever!

 

[anonymous]

What makes you so special, or do you suffer from grandiosity and inflated self-esteem like our former president?

 

[anonymous]

What makes you so special, or do you suffer from grandiosity and inflated self-esteem like our former president?

John Hobbes:
You take any cop on the force, cream or no, ninety-nine percent of the time they're doing their job, aren't they?

Jonesy:
Ninety-nine five.

John Hobbes:
Point five. So he or she, cream or no, is doing more good out there every day than any lawyer or stockbroker or president of the United States can ever do in their lifetime. Cops are the chosen people.

 

[anonymous]

WTF?????

 

[anonymous]

WTF?????

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on; that cuckold lives in bliss
Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger;
But, O, what damned minutes tells he o’er
Who dotes, yet doubts, suspects, yet strongly loves!

 

[anonymous]

Long Live Avanir