Are none of you working today?













no surprise there and wooooo, we are shaking in our shoes on that one. you idiots. ABM stands for "all about me." lets see, what important contribution are you making to ME today. Hmmm, could it be the teeth bleaching, run to the gym, hanging out in the pool today are we? don't wear out your mirrors, butt heads. oh, that's right, you have lingerie to buy. a banner day for ABMs isn't it? Not you, well then there is the beer to pick up for your keggery this Sat night and then there is those pesky expense reports. Damn, real work.