Applying for a job in marketing

[Anonymous]

I'm thinking of making the switch to marketing. Here are some of the bullets I have updated my resume with, let me know what you guys think
-Not good with accountability
-Too much of a vagina to hold a quota
-Dont like being able to prove ROI
-I like meeting with a lot of spit balling and white boarding where nothing really gets done
-Want to not really get anything done because real marketing companies are hired to do the real marketing

Did I miss anything?

 

[Anonymous]

I think that covers it. It is interesting how when layoffs roll around at any company this layer of fat is rarely touched.

 

[Anonymous]

I would like to see the OP last a quarter or two in marketing at corporate.

 

[Anonymous]

Good luck.