Apparently, MS reads cafepharma to get a pulse on his reps

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Love his incentive to stay: if anyone wants to leave, there's the door! If it was such a good company, why would he care what a stupid blog says... unless he was guilty! Lol! Hope he has a good accountant! Perfect time for a Madoff movie. Lol! Getting my popcorn now! Good ol' boys about to be disenchanted!
 






Love his incentive to stay: if anyone wants to leave, there's the door! If it was such a good company, why would he care what a stupid blog says... unless he was guilty! Lol! Hope he has a good accountant! Perfect time for a Madoff movie. Lol! Getting my popcorn now! Good ol' boys about to be disenchanted!

Be careful what you post. Word around the office is we are going to spend significant dollars to hack into CP a la "Anonymous" to uncover the "troll". Whoever he/she is will be terminated immediately. Don't let it be YOU!

-The Insider
 






Be careful what you post. Word around the office is we are going to spend significant dollars to hack into CP a la "Anonymous" to uncover the "troll". Whoever he/she is will be terminated immediately. Don't let it be YOU!

-The Insider
Never happen! Nice try though. The field needs new options that have the possibility of being worth something in the next 10 years. Not asking for the amounts the big wigs get but a little taste between now and 2020 would be nice.
 






Never happen! Nice try though. The field needs new options that have the possibility of being worth something in the next 10 years. Not asking for the amounts the big wigs get but a little taste between now and 2020 would be nice.
Riveting dude! Fucking of course everyone wants that along with not paying taxes and having sex w/ hot chicks without catching venereal diseases. When you find this place lmk and I'll jump on my unicorn and find you.
 






Riveting dude! Fucking of course everyone wants that along with not paying taxes and having sex w/ hot chicks without catching venereal diseases. When you find this place lmk and I'll jump on my unicorn and find you.
The OP is correct, other companies have used options as a way to build loyalty have given options more than once. It may be shocking to you to know that it isnt always a one time deal. Sorry to hear about the VD you caught from the unicorn. Hope that helps and you can keep the stool sample!
 






The OP is correct, other companies have used options as a way to build loyalty have given options more than once. It may be shocking to you to know that it isnt always a one time deal. Sorry to hear about the VD you caught from the unicorn. Hope that helps and you can keep the stool sample!
If it's so easy and "not shocking" then go fucking get a job at said hypothetical company. My money is on you will continue to attempt to suck your own balls here. In fact I would bet all my current and future shits on it. Hope that helps!
 






The OP is correct, other companies have used options as a way to build loyalty have given options more than once. It may be shocking to you to know that it isnt always a one time deal. Sorry to hear about the VD you caught from the unicorn. Hope that helps and you can keep the stool sample!

Why don't you and the OP take a deep dive into each other's muffs and then go work together at XYZ company that values its employees so well. While your at it also please read the literary works of the great William (Bill) Shakespeare.

Intellectually yours
MS
 






You guys BE careful. HR is getting closer. They will find you. Don't suffer the inevitable shame for you and generations to come that bear your last name. You will be exposed!!

-The Insider
 






You guys BE careful. HR is getting closer. They will find you. Don't suffer the inevitable shame for you and generations to come that bear your last name. You will be exposed!!

-The Insider

You are an idiot! Future generations? It is true that they are attempting to figure it out based off home office field rides, director ride alongs and then reviewing CP to see at the very least if they can pinpoint an area. Most likely a needle in a haystack but they are trying. SRDs are going to monitor more closely to find the "bad apple" and then see what measures are at their disposal to go from there. Doesn't hurt to lay low.
 






You guys BE careful. HR is getting closer. They will find you. Don't suffer the inevitable shame for you and generations to come that bear your last name. You will be exposed!!

-The Insider
Generations to come? You are an idiot. It is true they are trying to figure it out based off home office field rides. They can cross reference that w posts since people usually complain and use the same colloquialisms. At the very least they are trying to pinpoint to an area and directors are watching/monitoring. If you haven't made goal or signed up a hospital I would lay low.
 






Riveting dude! Fucking of course everyone wants that along with not paying taxes and having sex w/ hot chicks without catching venereal diseases. When you find this place lmk and I'll jump on my unicorn and find you.
Well... I don't really care about options and all that other stuff, but I would like to go on record and state that I would be happy to have sex with hot chicks even if it means catching a venereal disease (as long as its not the kind of VD that will kill you).

That is all.
 






If it's so easy and "not shocking" then go fucking get a job at said hypothetical company. My money is on you will continue to attempt to suck your own balls here. In fact I would bet all my current and future shits on it. Hope that helps!

Are you 12? The post is correct that options are given all the time as a way to keep good reps from leaving. When they are hired, performance etc. what's your infatuation with ball sucking? Are you in to that fella?
 






Are you 12? The post is correct that options are given all the time as a way to keep good reps from leaving. When they are hired, performance etc. what's your infatuation with ball sucking? Are you in to that fella?
Are you fucking retarded? You obviously don't pay attention. The likelihood of this happening is nill. How much have you sold to help this company? Good reps don't worry about the shit your worrying about and certainly don't bitch on cafe pharma about what they aren't getting. You are an overpaid cry baby at best. Perhaps someone needs to pound that into your brown eye.
 






Are you 12? The post is correct that options are given all the time as a way to keep good reps from leaving. When they are hired, performance etc. what's your infatuation with ball sucking? Are you in to that fella?
Well you already were hired so now you have to perform: get promoted or win PC. This isn't a charity. Sell more of this shit than the bottom 90% and then you will get your wish. Of course you will still find something to bitch about after that since a 6 figure salary, free car, gas, health insurance, benefits aren't incentive enough to keep you here since your such a good rep.
 






Well you already were hired so now you have to perform: get promoted or win PC. This isn't a charity. Sell more of this shit than the bottom 90% and then you will get your wish. Of course you will still find something to bitch about after that since a 6 figure salary, free car, gas, health insurance, benefits aren't incentive enough to keep you here since your such a good rep.
Now we will find out who are the best of the best.
 






Are you 12? The post is correct that options are given all the time as a way to keep good reps from leaving. When they are hired, performance etc. what's your infatuation with ball sucking? Are you in to that fella?

You haven't even worked here a year so why should we give you shit. You got a fucking sign on bonus, nice base salary and all the other perks. If you aren't at least a little humbled after the people we heard talk last week or the offices you go into you don't even have a soul. You know how many people would do this job for half of what your making just for the health insurance? Get out of your bubble and realize how lucky you are.
 






Well you already were hired so now you have to perform: get promoted or win PC. This isn't a charity. Sell more of this shit than the bottom 90% and then you will get your wish. Of course you will still find something to bitch about after that since a 6 figure salary, free car, gas, health insurance, benefits aren't incentive enough to keep you here since your such a good rep.

Company car and gas? Must be a troll.
 






Company car and gas? Must be a troll.

Did I say company car? Are you paying out of pocket for your car now? If you are than you really are one helluva salesperson. If you ever bothered to look at your paycheck when you had a company car you would've noticed they swiped pre-tax money. Even if you had the negotiation skills of a three year old you can find a nice car and have everything covered which most people in the world would be overjoyed with but I'm sure that's not enough for a talented person like you.
 






You haven't even worked here a year so why should we give you shit. You got a fucking sign on bonus, nice base salary and all the other perks. If you aren't at least a little humbled after the people we heard talk last week or the offices you go into you don't even have a soul. You know how many people would do this job for half of what your making just for the health insurance? Get out of your bubble and realize how lucky you are.
Lucky? I was told I was joining the elite biotech. A delay and a failure later, the company has lost half its value.
 






You haven't even worked here a year so why should we give you shit. You got a fucking sign on bonus, nice base salary and all the other perks. If you aren't at least a little humbled after the people we heard talk last week or the offices you go into you don't even have a soul. You know how many people would do this job for half of what your making just for the health insurance? Get out of your bubble and realize how lucky you are.
hey banana head! Take a pill and put down the Pom poms! I've been here since 2014 and I work my ass off everyday. Stop making assumptions.