Anyone seen Mike?

anonymous

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Wanted: Fat mutton head cowboy, known to have attempted to portray himself as a CEO occasionally (not ever convincing).
Last seen heading for the border (depends on tax breaks and extradition treaties and govt grants as to which one) with a large case of cash. Burn mike burn!​
 












Aha big fat Mike - what's up bud or perhaps soon to be known as pretty boy Mikey in some prison. How the F does a company screw up and give him 1/2 million shares which he accepts and then turns around and sells back only to pocket $28M. How is this even possible. I guess if you cook the books, stuff the channels, jack up the prices to screw public, use phantom sales to inflate exponential growth and then have employees portraying famous comic book heroes like Peter Parker - then anything is possible in that meat head. I am sure between senate, FEDs, customers, and employees the best place is a jail cell.