We all need to stop bitching. Where else can you work where you get to sleep in everyday then roll out of your driveway between 9-10? We stop by Starbucks to pick up coffee using our prepaid gift cards Marketing gave us at the NSM. We stop by our first office to say hello and listen to the fat nurses complain about billing and balance bills. Now off to pick up a unhealthily lunch to make the offices fatter and a little free lunch for yourself. We gossip with the doctors and staff about reality TV and what current events are happening in the world and we shout Lotronex as we exit to make the lunch legit. We stop by one last office before beating the 3:00 traffic to greet the kids getting home from school. We get a free car, gas, coffee, lunch, cellphone, and get paid to do all this cool stuff.