Any crazy DM stories out there?!

[Anonymous]

I know some of you have crazy jackass DM's some where! Do tell..

 

[Anonymous]

Let me guess, Jamie, you're trolling for more stories for your book. Face it, if you have to resort to coming on CP constantly to beg for story ideas you're NOT a real author!

Find a job that you can actually do such as a used car salesman....

 

[Anonymous]

I'm not Jamie. I'm just another rep out here trying to make it. But the book idea is a good idea. Maybe I will talk about all the Pfizer bullshit going on.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm not Jamie. I'm just another rep out here trying to make it. But the book idea is a good idea. Maybe I will talk about all the Pfizer bullshit going on.

yeah, right....

 

[Anonymous]

I had a DM that never worked. He left Pfizer for a "can't miss" postion at a start up just before the layoffs in '09. He came back as a rep. EPIC FAIL.

 

[Anonymous]

My DM and I are currently at Panera reading Cafe Pharma from my laptop.

 

[Anonymous]

the idiot in Connecticut!

 

[Anonymous]

My DM and I are currently at Panera reading Cafe Pharma from my laptop.

And next you are going to your storage unit for a while, right?

 

[Anonymous]

We are both white males with tenure and in our forties, so we figure we are gone in the next reduction. We just decided to see what the rumor mill is and have some fun. Why work when you do not know if you will be employed in the future?

 

[Anonymous]

We are both white males with tenure and in our forties, so we figure we are gone in the next reduction. We just decided to see what the rumor mill is and have some fun. Why work when you do not know if you will be employed in the future?

So you guys are a couple of fags, eh?