Announcement To Be Made After Memorial Day



















Yep. New product. It’s going to be a busy summer.

You guys are such fucking clowns. Buyout around the corner, layoffs coming soon, new product on deck, here we go, blah blah blah. Nothing ever changes, you continue to suck as bad as you did yesterday, last week, last year, on and on. Will go down in history as an epic failure if anyone remembers you at all.
 






You guys are such fucking clowns. Buyout around the corner, layoffs coming soon, new product on deck, here we go, blah blah blah. Nothing ever changes, you continue to suck as bad as you did yesterday, last week, last year, on and on. Will go down in history as an epic failure if anyone remembers you at all.

I wish the clown would grow a set and send out a corporate email instead of chirping on here. Clowns like that just like attention. Go back to mommy’s basement.
 






























We were told on a management call last week that there would be a second product coming soon for the US salesforce. So you can all post your snarky comments and tell everyone to “be prepared” (like you always do, I might add. . . You’re a predictable one, I’ll give you that), but that came directly from upper management, and that’s a FACT.
 






Good Luck. Prepare.
So where’s this announcement? Oh right, now it’ll be “Announcement to be made after July 4.” Followed by “announcement coming after Labor Day”. . . and then after Columbus Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas. Eventually you’ll get it right, even a blind pig finds an acorn once in while.
 






So where’s this announcement? Oh right, now it’ll be “Announcement to be made after July 4.” Followed by “announcement coming after Labor Day”. . . and then after Columbus Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas. Eventually you’ll get it right, even a blind pig finds an acorn once in while.

Columbus Day? What the Fuk is that?