Andy's Cousin

[anonymous]

This just in to ESPN's Sportscenter.....

Andy's first cousin from Poland, Ondru Ajellkowski, is will be a featured jockey in the upcoming Belmont stakes!

Insiders say Ondru has yet to decide if he'll mount the horse facing backwards using it's tail as the reigns, or if he'll circle the track racing from right to left. Either way, odds makers claim Ondru's nag will definitely be a longshot.

 

[anonymous]

I heard he's just like his cousin only shorter, if possible. Heard he also hires a training staff of people to surround himself because he doesn't know much about racing. He is though really fixated on the military and the mafia.

 

[anonymous]

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