Abuse

manny manatee

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I hesitate to write this because no one will believe me. I am a manatee who lives in Florida for the winter, NYC for the summer. I have a girlfriend. She got mad last night and tried to ram me against the propeller of a big boat. I didn't get hurt but the threat is always there.

To most, I live this perfect life - water, fun & sun. I just want to be free, Has anyone else ever felt abused and at the same time trapped like me?
 






Don't you know, you can't post things like this here, because your post is fraught with hostility and violence. This board, we've been told, can't tolerate that stuff. Besides, you and your girlfriend are ugly as sin.
 












I hesitate to write this because no one will believe me. I am a manatee who lives in Florida for the winter, NYC for the summer. I have a girlfriend. She got mad last night and tried to ram me against the propeller of a big boat. I didn't get hurt but the threat is always there.

To most, I live this perfect life - water, fun & sun. I just want to be free, Has anyone else ever felt abused and at the same time trapped like me?

Well, I had a boss that everytime he rode with me I wanted to drive headfirst into an oncoming semitruck because he wanted to "convert" me to his personal religious viewpoints and NEVER shut-up. It was shear torture. Sometimes I would tease him a bit by letting the car drift over and watch his eyes get real big as he white-knuckled my dash. (Ahh, memories!)
 












Well, I had a boss that everytime he rode with me I wanted to drive headfirst into an oncoming semitruck because he wanted to "convert" me to his personal religious viewpoints and NEVER shut-up. It was shear torture. Sometimes I would tease him a bit by letting the car drift over and watch his eyes get real big as he white-knuckled my dash. (Ahh, memories!)

I had one too in my 20s. Once he said, "There's too much unnecessary fornication going on in this world." Too bad I didn't know the word 'oxymoron' at the time. Another time he fell asleep about 3:00 in the afternoon so I drove to a huge hospital and just kept slowly circling the 20 blocks around it. I must have done that for an hour. When he awoke it was almost 4, the shifts were changing and I said, "Damn Ozzie, we sure got hung up in traffic but we finally made it." He had me drop him off at his car.

"Vengeance is mine," sayeth the rep.