About to take a job here...













Come right ahead, and step into the world of greatness! Step up to the Aqua delivery system, which enables you to move forward to follow your universe. If you follow your universe, and all it offers, you will achieve lasting peace in your life! Come, join us for a ride of greatness, excitement, and the inner satisfaction of working with the best! Your universe enables you to arrive. Follow where it leads you.
 












Come right ahead, and step into the world of greatness! Step up to the Aqua delivery system, which enables you to move forward to follow your universe. If you follow your universe, and all it offers, you will achieve lasting peace in your life! Come, join us for a ride of greatness, excitement, and the inner satisfaction of working with the best! Your universe enables you to arrive. Follow where it leads you.

I read this and about took a crap on myself. But then i had a strange yet fuzzy feeling. The one that I get once in a blue moon. That feeling of relief when i get one of those snake shaped looking craps that just looks ever soo nice. So then it brings me back to the post. I want in. I need the learn the aqua ways. take me to your leader.
 






I read this and about took a crap on myself. But then i had a strange yet fuzzy feeling. The one that I get once in a blue moon. That feeling of relief when i get one of those snake shaped looking craps that just looks ever soo nice. So then it brings me back to the post. I want in. I need the learn the aqua ways. take me to your leader.

The ways of Aqua are the ways that lead to life eternal. You must always seek to follow the Aqua delivery system. This will enable you to follow your well defined universe, and enable you to have eternal peace. There is no leader here. You are the leader of your own spiritual existence. This is the Aqua way. You will always be accepted in the Aqua way. Find peace and happiness here! Your universal path is yours to follow!
 






Aqua is one of the worst choices you could make. The culture is awful and they will fire you for no reason if Ted or Craig don't like you. Upper management stinks........Steve, Roger and Annie are all jokes........they have no business in their roles. Once Almiral looks into how the company is being run, they will be gone. At least that's what we hope. The whole "Aqua Flow" is HR going onto the site trying to wash out posts.
I cannot recommend this company to anyone. So, if you are asking if you should take the job? Only take it if you are desperate and plan to immediately start looking once you accept it.
 






Agreed with the above post. Upper Mngt trolls this site to counter anything that is said negatively against them.

Embry is a school yard bully. He uses is overweight size to intimidate you.

Roger is a perfect example of the "peter principle". Yay "Team AquaNovartis". Ladies-Be prepared that he might try to flirt with you;)

Annie is a certifiable loon. She is a brunette Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones). Of all of the AquaIdiots, she will be the last one standing. My bet is that she will get StevieE wacked in the next two years.

Oh, we can't forget about the HR alchy. Go ahead Lisa and get this post removed. Prove that you have the power.

This company is a joke in the Derm industry. Keep on slinging that generic doxy.
 






I got a call from a recruiter about an opportunity at Aqua. Is it really as bad as everyone is saying???
What is up with the Aqua Delivery System? Is that a sales model that the company follows?

It seems like a really weird organization. Does the company really track their reps on GPS? Is Lisa as much of a bitch that everyone is making her out to be?
Please be honest
Concern.....
 






I got a call from a recruiter about an opportunity at Aqua. Is it really as bad as everyone is saying???
What is up with the Aqua Delivery System? Is that a sales model that the company follows?

It seems like a really weird organization. Does the company really track their reps on GPS? Is Lisa as much of a bitch that everyone is making her out to be?
Please be honest
Concern.....

The Aqua delivery system is what leads you to be able to follow your universe. If you follow your universe, you are able to achieve lasting peace.
Wherever you are, whomever you work for, your universe will always guide you in the direction of truth! Nothing is weird. People are what they accept in their life.
It matters not whether you are "tracked". You will find true peace, and nothing else will matter in moving forward with your life! Happiness shall be yours - always!
 






Agreed with the above post. Upper Mngt trolls this site to counter anything that is said negatively against them.

Embry is a school yard bully. He uses is overweight size to intimidate you.

Roger is a perfect example of the "peter principle". Yay "Team AquaNovartis". Ladies-Be prepared that he might try to flirt with you;)

Annie is a certifiable loon. She is a brunette Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones). Of all of the AquaIdiots, she will be the last one standing. My bet is that she will get StevieE wacked in the next two years.

Oh, we can't forget about the HR alchy. Go ahead Lisa and get this post removed. Prove that you have the power.

This company is a joke in the Derm industry. Keep on slinging that generic doxy.

Be sure to read this quoted post closely:

If you NEED a job, then take it...but go in with eyes wide open.

You will be gps tracked. The hiring DSM will downplay this and make up a story telling you that they won't use it unless there is a "problem".

The VP of sales (fat steve) will mirco-manage your work the moment your numbers dip.

He and the managers are quick to place people on a PIP.

The question to ask is why is that territory open?
Bigger question is why did Aqua's Marketing Director just jump ship?

See the pattern!
 


















Don't listen to this board, it's just haters who don't work.
No tracking and don't evaluate your career based on cafe pharma. Go reach out to reps currently here for accurate feedback. If you are a hard worker and want to make money, go interview and ask for the job. Good luck.
 






Ok............lets tell it how it is. Yes, most of the people on this site are haters. They have been treated poorly by the company and are lashing out.
The facts are that Aqua is not a wonderful place to work and upper management consists of "friends" of Craig that really have no business in their roles. As Almiral takes a more active role, the psycho no talent folks in upper management will be gone.
So, if the job makes sense for you, take it. Just fasten your seat belt because you will soon see some good old fashion "Casa Cleaning".
 






Ok............lets tell it how it is. Yes, most of the people on this site are haters. They have been treated poorly by the company and are lashing out.
The facts are that Aqua is not a wonderful place to work and upper management consists of "friends" of Craig that really have no business in their roles. As Almiral takes a more active role, the psycho no talent folks in upper management will be gone.
So, if the job makes sense for you, take it. Just fasten your seat belt because you will soon see some good old fashion "Casa Cleaning".

But if you seek out the Aqua delivery system, you can follow your universe! This is what peace is all about.
Don't be concerned with anything else, only following your universe. Concern yourself only with the positives of your own life, not the negatives and the controlls of management!
 






Ted and Craig will be gone by end of year as stipulated in the sales agreement with our friends from Spain. Maybe we will then assume a more important Role in this space but doubtful. Go to one of the larger Derm companies if you want more security.
 






Ted and Craig will be gone by end of year as stipulated in the sales agreement with our friends from Spain. Maybe we will then assume a more important Role in this space but doubtful. Go to one of the larger Derm companies if you want more security.

Follow the Aqua delivery system if you want more security! Your universe will lead you to the safety and destiny you need in your life. You will be where you are supposed to be, and you may rest assured eternal peace will be yours! This state of full contentment is what your life should be all about! You will have no need or desire to concern yourself with unimportant occurrences going on around you. These things are all truly meaningless in your life! Let only your universe guide your efforts!
 






Follow the Aqua delivery system if you want more security! Your universe will lead you to the safety and destiny you need in your life. You will be where you are supposed to be, and you may rest assured eternal peace will be yours! This state of full contentment is what your life should be all about! You will have no need or desire to concern yourself with unimportant occurrences going on around you. These things are all truly meaningless in your life! Let only your universe guide your efforts!
 






It's somewhat difficult to know whether or not you actually posted something.
Iff you are indeed about to take a job here, my advice is that you accept the Aqua delivery system, first and foremost!.
From doing this, you may then follow your universe where ever it leads you! This is as it should be in order for you to achieve lasting peace in your life! Always let your universe guide you!