A message from Greg Myers

[anonymous]

Dear colleges,

I am emailing you today to report on the great successes we've had at reducing unneeded emails. By the way, my name is Greg Myers.

Greg "the marketing CTO" Myers
EVP, Chief Self Aggrandizement officer

 

[anonymous]

I was thinking the same thing! We have invented a number of new processes to look into process simplification. I was starting to wonder if no one else left at BMS would see the irony.