anonymous
Guest
anonymous
Guest
Hello all,
Thank you for being patient as your world crumbles around you. I can't tell you how excited we are to launch Sublocade and ecstatic over it's lukewarm reception! It is a fantastic drug! Unfortunately, the HMO's and managed care disagree, but they aren't stopping our party! We will get to 1000 injections before they completely shut us out. HA!
In the meantime please continue to work two days a week, plan TA events as though somehow your providers will suddenly have interest in this long-dead method and prepare your rectums for your annual 2% increase after being judged harshly from failure to peak providers interest in our now weary PI presentation!
About the time they have all declined to attend, we will begin to pressure you as though we didn't learn before to schedule MORE TA events since we will be releasing new slides. Now we can have your providers decline twice as fast as before! It has been shown that 95% of attendees have written. Unfortunately we don't have the percentage of those same 95% that have been denied, so while the math may not completely add up, just know that writing a script does not equal getting an injection, the measure for which you are evaluated. Know that your ABMs will continue topanic support you.
Please continue to get those denied BI's out and lets see if it all somehow translates to profit!
Sincerely,
(fill in name here)
Thank you for being patient as your world crumbles around you. I can't tell you how excited we are to launch Sublocade and ecstatic over it's lukewarm reception! It is a fantastic drug! Unfortunately, the HMO's and managed care disagree, but they aren't stopping our party! We will get to 1000 injections before they completely shut us out. HA!
In the meantime please continue to work two days a week, plan TA events as though somehow your providers will suddenly have interest in this long-dead method and prepare your rectums for your annual 2% increase after being judged harshly from failure to peak providers interest in our now weary PI presentation!
About the time they have all declined to attend, we will begin to pressure you as though we didn't learn before to schedule MORE TA events since we will be releasing new slides. Now we can have your providers decline twice as fast as before! It has been shown that 95% of attendees have written. Unfortunately we don't have the percentage of those same 95% that have been denied, so while the math may not completely add up, just know that writing a script does not equal getting an injection, the measure for which you are evaluated. Know that your ABMs will continue to
Please continue to get those denied BI's out and lets see if it all somehow translates to profit!
Sincerely,
(fill in name here)