from the Merck board......
A Doctor, A Nurse, and A Drug Rep are all at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
G_d says to the Doctor, "What my fine healer, have you done to deserve to get into
heaven?" and the Doctors says, "G_d, I have cured the sick with my skill and knowledge, and used my steady hand to cut out tumors from the Cancer stricken."
G_d says, "Ok...you are in."
G_d says to the Nurse, "What my fine woman, have you done to deserve to get into
heaven?" and the Nurse says, "G_d, I have provided comfort to the sick and infirm, changed bed pans and wound dressings."
G_d says, "Ok...you are in."
G_d now turns his attention to the drug rep, and with a look of disdain says, "I know you wasted your life and did nothing of substance..." "BUT WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?"
A Doctor, A Nurse, and A Drug Rep are all at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
G_d says to the Doctor, "What my fine healer, have you done to deserve to get into
heaven?" and the Doctors says, "G_d, I have cured the sick with my skill and knowledge, and used my steady hand to cut out tumors from the Cancer stricken."
G_d says, "Ok...you are in."
G_d says to the Nurse, "What my fine woman, have you done to deserve to get into
heaven?" and the Nurse says, "G_d, I have provided comfort to the sick and infirm, changed bed pans and wound dressings."
G_d says, "Ok...you are in."
G_d now turns his attention to the drug rep, and with a look of disdain says, "I know you wasted your life and did nothing of substance..." "BUT WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?"