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The Crestor Gravy Train has come to a screeching halt! Chugga Chuggaa BOOM!
The Conductor gets on the PA and announces "ALL Crestor Reps..This is your LAST stop...Please depart the train and go look for te signs that say "Severance Package""
He continues: "Please turn in your company car, keys, laptop and all AZ equipment in the designated areas for which you will see signs at the station"
"Now boarding...Generic Lipitor manufacturing personnel..ALL ABOARD...TOOT TOOT!!"
The Conductor gets on the PA and announces "ALL Crestor Reps..This is your LAST stop...Please depart the train and go look for te signs that say "Severance Package""
He continues: "Please turn in your company car, keys, laptop and all AZ equipment in the designated areas for which you will see signs at the station"
"Now boarding...Generic Lipitor manufacturing personnel..ALL ABOARD...TOOT TOOT!!"