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99% of Drs Rx Generic Lipitor now

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The Crestor Gravy Train has come to a screeching halt! Chugga Chuggaa BOOM!

The Conductor gets on the PA and announces "ALL Crestor Reps..This is your LAST stop...Please depart the train and go look for te signs that say "Severance Package""

He continues: "Please turn in your company car, keys, laptop and all AZ equipment in the designated areas for which you will see signs at the station"

"Now boarding...Generic Lipitor manufacturing personnel..ALL ABOARD...TOOT TOOT!!"
 








Well the gravy train has reached the station.


What would you bosses say to you if you kept on producing more of the same? No new customers, no growth? They'd fire you and humiliate you in the process. If they could get away with it they'd fire you for cause so you can't even take unemployment.


Your bosses have failed by the standards they hold you to. May they rot! To hell with the golden parachutes, where the hell is yours? 50 million to DB, for steering the car off of a cliff? Ha!
 




Sorry that you are still with AZ....and that ur still hanging on for dear life to the AZ choo coo train..LOL!! If you had stopped drinking the kool-aid, you might have seen the light!

::::Come to the light....it will set you free::::

Enjoy the long lines at the soup kitchen and your EBT card, though!!

or if you're lucky..you might get a SNAP card!!! Awwww SNAP!!! LOLL!!!