50 reps being laid off?

[anonymous]

A high up manager at the home office said that there’s 50 layoffs coming. PIPs are being enforced and sales trainers are there to help clear house. Just passing the info along FWIW

 

[Riley]

You're not gods 'cause for one thing... God ain't got no big head like Elmer Fudd

 

[The Mothership]

Look here my good man if this "high up manager" wasn't Tan or another trusted Biaviian he isn't speaking the truth. I suspect you're an imposter, probably an Insectillian trying to stir the pot. I will say this.. I have it on good authority that 178 Targzissians will be headed to the great mothership in the coming months. We will also witness a great leader of the Dorian race return on the 4th day of March 2021. See what I'm saying man?

A high up manager at the home office said that there’s 50 layoffs coming. PIPs are being enforced and sales trainers are there to help clear house. Just passing the info along FWIW

 

[anonymous]

A high up manager at the home office said that there’s 50 layoffs coming. PIPs are being enforced and sales trainers are there to help clear house. Just passing the info along FWIW

Does his name rhyme with maldiga? Because I heard this too.

 

[Riley]

Does his name rhyme with maldiga? Because I heard this too.

Maldiga? Sounds to me like a Biaviian name.

 

[anonymous]

Maldiga? Sounds to me like a Biaviian name.

Chuck's new strategy: sh*t posting.

 

[Tan is Cumming]

Clearly you are not of the Biaviian descent. Most unsuccessful and bitter sales reps are of Stagyiansost race as I suspect that you are. Look here my good man, you are never going be chosen to board the great mothership if you do not change your ways. Purchase a symbol and speak to Tan. See what I'm saying man?

Chuck's new strategy: sh*t posting.

 

[anonymous]

Clearly you are not of the Biaviian descent. Most unsuccessful and bitter sales reps are of Stagyiansost race as I suspect that you are. Look here my good man, you are never going be chosen to board the great mothership if you do not change your ways. Purchase a symbol and speak to Tan. See what I'm saying man?

Is that where pamelas office is?

 

[anonymous7]

A high up manager at the home office said that there’s 50 layoffs coming. PIPs are being enforced and sales trainers are there to help clear house. Just passing the info along FWIW

Hopefully all of the reps getting the boot are white people, since we around here are anti-racists and all that...

 

[anonymous]

Hopefully all of the reps getting the boot are white people, since we around here are anti-racists and all that...

Well it’s not like we have any minorities to let go, that would mean we actually HIRE minorities.

 

[anonymous]

Well it’s not like we have any minorities to let go, that would mean we actually HIRE minorities.

You can only hire so many minorities before they become the majority. DUH

 

[anonymous]

Well it’s not like we have any minorities to let go, that would mean we actually HIRE minorities.

I believe that in order to enact true social justice in this company, the cis heterosexual white male with the angry inch has to be removed from his position and replace him with someone from a historically marginalized group.

 

[anonymous]

You can only hire so many minorities before they become the majority. DUH

I hope we can at least be equal one day in the number of white/people of color that we hire