2024 NSM- Galderma is the best AX company

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Galderma. I’m so excited for NSM to start tomorrow. I’m looking forward to the positive culture and amazing leadership. I will try not to use the bathroom too many times after eating the powdered eggs and goat milk. I love flemming. He reminds me of the lead nazi from the movie inglorious bastards. What an amazing actor. Oh yes. I can’t wait for the neon party and to see all the fun outfits while realizing my bonus check isn’t coming for another 6 months if I’m lucky. Let’s see if we screwed over ipsen lately or if we’ve kissed and made up to get our Dysport samples. I think I won an award for highest declining territory so I might win Presidents club this year and go on a nice vacation to Gaza or somewhere I can get blow up and be pit out of my misery. I love this place. Can’t wait to listen to all the wonderful speeches about how we are #1 in dermatolgy. I guess #1 is pee and #2 is poo. So we are the pee
Pee company. Go big G!
 












anonymous said:
Galderma. I’m so excited for NSM to start tomorrow. I’m looking forward to the positive culture and amazing leadership. I will try not to use the bathroom too many times after eating the powdered eggs and goat milk. I love flemming. He reminds me of the lead nazi from the movie inglorious bastards. What an amazing actor. Oh yes. I can’t wait for the neon party and to see all the fun outfits while realizing my bonus check isn’t coming for another 6 months if I’m lucky. Let’s see if we screwed over ipsen lately or if we’ve kissed and made up to get our Dysport samples. I think I won an award for highest declining territory so I might win Presidents club this year and go on a nice vacation to Gaza or somewhere I can get blow up and be pit out of my misery. I love this place. Can’t wait to listen to all the wonderful speeches about how we are #1 in dermatolgy. I guess #1 is pee and #2 is poo. So we are the pee
Pee company. Go big G!
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You deserve a Golden Globe award for stating the truth through creative writing!
 
















Now that the sheet show at NSM is done I wonder how many reps leave once they receive their q4 bonus check. I know of 6 aesthetics reps that are out and have jobs. Let’s see the mass exodus.
 








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Now that the sheet show at NSM is done I wonder how many reps leave once they receive their q4 bonus check. I know of 6 aesthetics reps that are out and have jobs. Let’s see the mass exodus.
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making six calls per day(locations), patient events mandated, business plans for each account, spreadsheets to track rebates... high quotas, low compensation and now conflict of interest disclosures required with EB expecting that all of our time belongs to Galderma. No one should want to stay here.
 




anonymous said:
making six calls per day(locations), patient events mandated, business plans for each account, spreadsheets to track rebates... high quotas, low compensation and now conflict of interest disclosures required with EB expecting that all of our time belongs to Galderma. No one should want to stay here.
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Nobody would need a side hustle if Galderma paid people from dollar 1 and got rid of ridiculous quotas. Galderma wants full time reps but pays you as a part time rep. There are soooo many people who would have conflict of interests. Look- you have the head of corporate accounts married to a director at Allergan. Are you gonna tell him to get a divorce? You have some reps married to other reps in competing companies. You have reps selling stuffed bears at the mall. You have reps selling real estate. This is life. Galderma doesn’t own anyone and nobody should sign your life away. There are soooo many better companies out there. Screw this place. It’s none of their business. Tell me that EB and KH don’t have side hustles?
 




I’ve been working another job for years. It’s Galderma that is my side hustle. All you do is log a few fictitious calls in veeva every day, turn off location setvices on your iPad, , do a few lunches here and there, get some parking receipts and at the end of the quarter just make a few sketch sample product deals for orders. My boss does the same stuff. Listening to EB last week makes me want to vomit. That guy is definitely puffing Fleming’s hog. Tell me that’s not a side hustle and a conflict.
 




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