2011 Annual Report

[2011 Annual Report]

Wow. Just wow. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll mostly feel very ill. It is beyond belief.

 

[Anonymous]

Marvel at page 38's performance graph. See us underperform peer groups and the S&P 500; I think Johnnycakes CeeEll needs more pay to motivate performance.

 

[Anonymous]

Old news, but this makes it official.

The trade publications had this down a while ago. Funny how Wall Street is still in the dark. Where are the analysts pounding their fists on the table, shouting "See what happens when you dismantle R&D dummy?"

 

[Anonymous]

The 2011 Annual Report in review
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDwhaWHyDHk

 

[Anonymous]

Feed your JOHN.....FEED IT!

 

[Anonymous]

"Open Innovation Drug Discovery" = We are CLUELESS

 

[Anonymous]

"Open Innovation Drug Discovery" = We are CLUELESS

"Sthuffering Sthuccotash"-ALispy Porkowitz

 

[Intangible GoodWill]

Intangible GoodWill

If the 2011 Annual Report could be bottled and sold as an emetic, it would be a blockbuster.

 

[Anonymous]

What did I ever do to you?

Cool it, and maybe you'll see an extra 2% in your check this year. Just as long as exceed all expectations and make your coworkers look like crap. Okay?

 

[Anonymous]

Vote AGAINST approval of compensation to sr. 'management'; they have not earned it this year.

 

[Anonymous]

What a sad chronicle of a failing, flailing company this year's annual report is.

 

[Anonymous]

Try printing a copy on absorbent paper, makes great reading in the john, when sitting on the porcelain throne, striking "The Thinker" pose and memorizing the report, word for word.

Flush.

 

[Anonymous]

Try printing a copy on absorbent paper, makes great reading in the john, when sitting on the porcelain throne, striking "The Thinker" pose and memorizing the report, word for word.

Flush.

"Hi, I'm Johnny CA$H, your CEO. I strike the Thinker/Tebow pose whilst on my throne. I call it: The $tinker. It inspires me to lead the Growth Pharma of the Millenium."

 

[Anonymous]

Hopefully, it turns out better than last year's shareholder event.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOZjlwIwfk&ob=av3n

 

[Anonymous]

Hopefully, it turns out better than last year's shareholder event.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOZjlwIwfk&ob=av3n

Now THAT'S ePM: electroPlasmaMouth and eyePhaserMojo!

 

[Anonymous]

Hopefully, it turns out better than last year's shareholder event.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOZjlwIwfk&ob=av3n

Beautiful!

 

[Anonymous]

2011 Annual Report: If you plant it, the Bull$hit will come.

 

[Anonymous]

At the annual meeting, be sure to demand an accounting for how much $$$ was wasted on this, while people are being fired without cause:
http://www.kibi.org/life_evolving

 

[Anonymous]

At the annual meeting, be sure to demand an accounting for how much $$$ was wasted on this, while people are being fired without cause:
http://www.kibi.org/life_evolving

THANKS for the post !!!!

I thought they were some kind of weird hillbilly totem poles.

"Welcome to Lou'ville ahem Indnaplis"

 

[Anonymous]

THANKS for the post !!!!

I thought they were some kind of weird hillbilly totem poles.

"Welcome to Lou'ville ahem Indnaplis"

Im more interested in $$ for gay pride shrooms 2 exits down.