10 Reasons You know you are a Luitpold TM

[Anonymous]

10. You sell a product that rhymes with Dicks !
09. You have a RSM that looks like a cross between PeeWee Herman and Bob's Big Boy.
08. Your DM uses Astro Gel to style his hair like "Fonzie"
07. You use the Hilton Garden Inn as your free version of Kinko's
06. You drive a generic ford fusion powered by 4 starving hamsters on a wheel.
05. Your version of a target list is 1500 physicians
04. Your CEO's name was slang for a joint in the 70's
03. The office staff knows you as the rep that brings the stuff that burns your nose
02. Your T-Mobile Blackberry is your cutting edge office equipment
01. You wake up in the middle of the night and think MJ is in bed with you -Yuck!

 

[Anonymous]

That is truly funny! AND TRUE!

 

[Anonymous]

Here is another reason - Your next bonus amount rhymes with" Hero"

 

[Anonymous]

You never have to explain why you want to leave to a recruiter.

 

[Anonymous]

the 'bonus' plan is actually the 'bogus' plan as only a select few are paid.

 

[Anonymous]

Sears wants their Die Hard Batteries line to use SPRIX as the new battery acid replacement.

 

[Anonymous]

Sears wants their Die Hard Batteries line to use SPRIX as the new battery acid replacement.

Great idea! Why didn't our crack management team think of this? This indication plus the non-surgical hemroidectomy one could sell millions!!

 

[Anonymous]

I haven't worked for the entire summer home office. I'm just collecting signatures with fake calls and then my small checks!

SO SUCK IT U PUNKS!

 

[Anonymous]

hey dopey dude - we don't get signatures ...! so thanks for stopping by but move on!

 

[Anonymous]

hey dopey dude - we don't get signatures ...! so thanks for stopping by but move on!

You are right,we don't collect signatures but we don't sell much Sprix either!

 

[Anonymous]

I haven't worked for the entire summer home office. I'm just collecting signatures with fake calls and then my small checks!

SO SUCK IT U PUNKS!

Wha, you got a check?

 

[Anonymous]

10. You sell a product that rhymes with Dicks !
09. You have a RSM that looks like a cross between PeeWee Herman and Bob's Big Boy.
08. Your DM uses Astro Gel to style his hair like "Fonzie"
07. You use the Hilton Garden Inn as your free version of Kinko's
06. You drive a generic ford fusion powered by 4 starving hamsters on a wheel.
05. Your version of a target list is 1500 physicians
04. Your CEO's name was slang for a joint in the 70's
03. The office staff knows you as the rep that brings the stuff that burns your nose
02. Your T-Mobile Blackberry is your cutting edge office equipment
01. You wake up in the middle of the night and think MJ is in bed with you -Yuck!

You got a call from loserpold to sell SPRIX in your old territory after you we're wrongly put in as a manager in Louisiana. Cause you put reps on PIPS to save your sorry ass when you never worked- you just sucked SPRIX!

 

[Anonymous]

this is hilarious.....yet so true