“Pass Gas” report new in Power BI

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Even with the gas shortage we must grow business. The newly formed NAG (national accounts gas) team have compiled a set of bus routes for you to use to drive business during the so called gas shortage. Titled, “Pass Gas” this new Power BI report will direct you to significant untapped business, drill down using the new data, and fill up your routing. With Pass Gas you’ll get back door access to your physicians while you competition is stuck in a constipated line at the pumps. So get on the bus and Pass Gas. It’s the sweet smell of success!
 






anonymous said:
Even with the gas shortage we must grow business. The newly formed NAG (national accounts gas) team have compiled a set of bus routes for you to use to drive business during the so called gas shortage. Titled, “Pass Gas” this new Power BI report will direct you to significant untapped business, drill down using the new data, and fill up your routing. With Pass Gas you’ll get back door access to your physicians while you competition is stuck in a constipated line at the pumps. So get on the bus and Pass Gas. It’s the sweet smell of success!
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This could be the best post ever-
 
























anonymous said:
Contrary to what they may think the RSM’s do not drive the bus. However they can and do toss RSS’s under the bus.
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I’ve been tossed under the bus by my RSM many number of times. I’m at the point where I feel sorry for this RSM because I know it’s their insecurity and lack of confidence. As the previous poster said, karma.
 












More exciting news! At long last we will have live, in person POS meetings! What is a POS meeting you may ask? Well, glad you asked! POS stands for Piece of SHPT! Keeping the theme established by our new Power BI report we are calling our meetings “Pass Gas with OPKO and Send SHPT Packing!” The first POS meeting will be held at the New York Port Authority bus terminal. You’ll experience the thrill of Passing Gas with OPKO while being knee deep in actual SHPT patients! So C’mon man! Smell the excitement!
 






Love the idea of POS meetings. But if we wait until the exodus, we’ll be able to fit everyone into the men’s bathroom at Port Authority Bus Terminal and save the meeting room expense at Motel 6.
 












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