Azurity song… go!







Once there was this Company
No one could figure out its exact business model
So it kind of went on plugging
with ACE and Motus hatched to guide it
Yet payments to Sales they couldn't figure out
Mmmm Mmm Mmm Mmm...
HR said that it was from when FP and A
They crashed & burned & scared the $ away
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Then there was this Giraffe Girl who
Who just loudly blabbed about her special needs
But when they finally made her head of the finance component
The place plunged faster into the fog-disaster
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm...
 






Run away from all this boredom
Run away from all this whōredom and wave
Aszurity goodbye
All it takes is an ACE decision
Your pay is gone, there's no revision
So wave
Aszurity goodbye
It's a maze for rats and flies
It's a race, a race for rats,
For rats and flies
A race for rats & flies to die
Aren't you sick and tired of Dìckie's Farm
He's a bițch, with pfizered charm
So wave
Your worries, cares, and Aszurity
Goodbye.
 






I remember times before ACE
It wasn't great but at least we got paid
On time
We didn't have to wait for months and months
Only
To be told "sorry no way" (What!?)

Ooh, ohh ohh ohh it happened again yesterday
But ooh, ohh ohh ohh it's great to work and not get paid..and
This time they're telling you, they're telling you...

With ACE:
We are never ever ever getting paid forever
We are never ever ever getting paid forever
You talk to Contractor granny, talk to Giraffe Girl talk to Roxie....(wheee!)
But we are never ever ever ever getting paid forever...

Like, ever.
 






With ACE
Weeeeee....
Are never, ever, ever
Getting paid forever
Weeeee....(Wee)
Are never, ever, ever
Getting paid forever

Go talk to contractor granny, talk to Giraffe Girl
Talk to Roxie, but....
We are never ever ever
Getting paid forever
Like never.
 






Sometimes I feel I've got to...
run away, I've got to get away

From the utter stupidity of Azurity
it just sickens me
The ACE we share seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my life
For I toss and turn, ACE watches me at night
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I run from you
These tainted drugz we're given
We give you all a noncisbinaryboy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted DRUGZ
Tainted DRUGZ
DONT TOUCH ME PLEASE TT
You never fail to sicken me
 




































If I was Azurity,
I'd get hired on Friday,
Promoted on Saturday,
Fired on Sunday,
Beg you "please come back" on Monday
Bagel on Tuesday
Re-fired on Wednesday
If I was Azurity
 












Life, life is a pigsty
Life, life is a pigsty
and if you don't know this
Then what do you know?
Every second at this place
Is such a disgrace
And you can bagel me
And you can MOTUS me off a train
I still maintain
I still maintain
Life, life is a pigsty
Life is a pigsty