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figure will be laid off shortly. here's my financial picture. Single in a not too expensive city, have about 600,000 in retirement accounts and am very conservative financially. I own my house almost outright. Nothing to brag about but it's sufficient. I will never marry, don't believe in it! I'm in mid 30s. I think I'll work about 10 years and then just work as a consultant. You'll can kiss my butt cheeks.
 






anonymous said:
figure will be laid off shortly. here's my financial picture. Single in a not too expensive city, have about 600,000 in retirement accounts and am very conservative financially. I own my house almost outright. Nothing to brag about but it's sufficient. I will never marry, don't believe in it! I'm in mid 30s. I think I'll work about 10 years and then just work as a consultant. You'll can kiss my butt cheeks.
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If your goal was to be a narcissistic douche bag then you have been successful! Congratulations!
 



anonymous said:
figure will be laid off shortly. here's my financial picture. Single in a not too expensive city, have about 600,000 in retirement accounts and am very conservative financially. I own my house almost outright. Nothing to brag about but it's sufficient. I will never marry, don't believe in it! I'm in mid 30s. I think I'll work about 10 years and then just work as a consultant. You'll can kiss my butt cheeks.
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U r sooooooo full of shit! Even if u starting working at the age of 23 right after college and contributed the max into ur 401k or roth 401k, there is no way in hell u would have 600k in ur acct alone by mid 30. Now u mat have that much if u r saying that u d
efine ur investment acct as a retirement acct., but it is just that an investment acct not a refirement acct (not protected in bankruptcy). U state u r not married, if so i could see a 600k retirement MAYBE for the two contributing. So my take away is this, u may have that much in several accts together,but u r DUMB AS SHIT ABOUT UR MONEY! Which is probably why u live in a dump as u say u do!
 
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anonymous said:
U r sooooooo full of shit! Even if u starting working at the age of 23 right after college and contributed the max into ur 401k or roth 401k, there is no way in hell u would have 600k in ur acct alone by mid 30. Now u mat have that much if u r saying that u d
efine ur investment acct as a retirement acct., but it is just that an investment acct not a refirement acct (not protected in bankruptcy). U state u r not married, if so i could see a 600k retirement MAYBE for the two contributing. So my take away is this, u may have that much in several accts together,but u r DUMB AS SHIT ABOUT UR MONEY! Which is probably why u live in a dump as u say u do!
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Great job. I’m 41. 1.7m in investments and 2 m on 401k. I feel so far behind. Married w/ 2 kids. Hope I don’t get cut.
 



what about me. Im fifty thirty nine with a steak in the frig but a Virgo.
And my 401k statement says $137,56.32 but I have three kids who work so that gives me another $ 1834.45 bimonthly.
Lastly I return 6 cans a week for an additional 30cents unless I cross the boarder into MI where I can double that to 60 cents.
 






anonymous said:
what about me. Im fifty thirty nine with a steak in the frig but a Virgo.
And my 401k statement says $137,56.32 but I have three kids who work so that gives me another $ 1834.45 bimonthly.
Lastly I return 6 cans a week for an additional 30cents unless I cross the boarder into MI where I can double that to 60 cents.
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Hilarious! and True for many of us
 
















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