Please take your OWNIT coins and firmly insert them into your rectums. Permanently leave them in there and wait for the bowel perforation you deserve. Happy Days to all of you!
They are only trying to motivate you to do a better job. We can all improve our performance by adjusting the little things we do that make us less productive than we should be. You know it's true. Get your ass out of Starbucks and make 2 more calls per day.
