Keytruda Sales

Today is football frenzy, lively tailgate get together with nurses, fellows and staff. Booze, BBQ and gambling!
I am leading the PAC in achieving success.

 

Another afternoon of successful interactions. I can take the next week off and compete in the clubs tournament. The rich only get richer!

 

Thursday is the afternoon of leisure and personal interaction with my key oncologists. Dinner at Ruth's will be prime steaks and expensive wines. After dinner activities will include ballet and free dollar bills!

 

Merck on its way to 70+

 

Good thing Merck picked up Keytruda via Schering-Plough!

 

And it is fortunately a plus that we didn't pick you up, sloth, mutt, scumbag, miniturd!

 

A great perk given today by the higher powers, I have been given the directive to stop working until next January. I have sold so much product that if continued would significantly influence next years goals. I am the greatest! I am the best!

 

I have scheduled activities for my first day off, of course not really off as I have a work ethic. The afternoon begins on South Street and ends at the famous ballet theater. All important personnel will be in attendance. I just can't help my success!

 

We are off to an early breakfast and then a lively tailgate with all the trimmings, booze, food, curveous females and key players in my sales world. My remaining years activities center upon entertainment and debauchery all under directives from my management. They know my worth and of course recompense is high. Enjoy the day!

 

I have turned a corner in my initiatives for success. The Halloween extravaganza is scheduled for Saturday with golf gifts and unlimited beverages and scrumptious food fare. My awards are in the bag!

 

Going to utilize my entertainment budget at the blackjack table this afternoon. My manager wants me to enjoy my time off until year's end.

 

Going deep sea fishing today and have a wonderful dinner planned for this evening. My key prescribers will be in attendance and there will be no concern over funding, my manager just keeps giving me money! When you are the best life is wonderful!

 

Over the Hump day, I am exhausted after yesterday. Didn't get home until midnight but had a wonderful excursion. Lots of fish, booze and full mouth teabag. Those RNs just love me!

 

Full dress mockup Saturday night for the club Halloween extravaganza. Very spooky night of witch's brew, babe involved cake pop ups and werewolf howls. No unattractive pigs or Dracula's welcome only the cream of the 10s!

 

What a weekend of business expansion I have out did my self. It is difficult to accept all the accolades but I will accept the rewards and awards! I just shake my head at the useless unproductive sloths staffing this fine division!

 

More likely, it's going down to $30. J/J are within sight of their respective patent expirations, Z/V are dead men walking, Keytruda has a superior competitor and we quite literally have nothing else that is in a growth mode, coupled with an empty pipeline.

No, MRK is not going to $70. This company has been imploding for 15 years and Keytruda isn't even close to the solution for our problems. We'd need five Keytrudas for that.

Put down the Kool-Aid. That shit they feed you at the meetings is pure propaganda, laced with very little truth…just as it always has been. I've been watching this shit show for decades.

 

Nailed it. Spoken like someone who put down the kool-Aid a long time ago. Smart.

 

The plans are set for our turn the clock back party at the club and invitations sent. Key oncology personnel will enjoy the entertainment, libations and off label discussions. I am on the award bandwagon for another year!

 

The boss bought drinks for everyone all the way home, what a guy!