Oncology 3 Up is a Screw Up

I am leaving Merck Oncology to become a pathology rep for Inventiv..... My first assignment is with Genentech...

 

#abbviemole

 

I'm sure Genentech will eat our lunch, too.

 

let's not be too quick to judge. I'm sure they made this decision based on what our customers want. Our KOLs obviously must have been surveyed, with the majority saying they want three Keytruda reps calling on them.

 

With recent new leadership announcements, the non-oncology fiefdom continues. Scary!

 

I have scheduled a night of festivities at the local ballpark for this weekend. KOLs and families will have a wonderful time and I will get a wonderful load of new starts. I can imagine my time on stage accepting more awards. Those awards do separate me from the mob of delislinger!

 

Final training session... How does that work?
Forbidden from talking to them?

 

They are not allowed to interact or involve themselves with the sales force in any matter what so ever. That means they don't want you around.

 

Sounds like a power struggle

 

Why would Merck Oncology need to go 3-up? they give the drugs for free to anyone who asks via Merck Access Program? Great move.

 

The facilities will be jammed to the rafters. I am looking at the cream of my oncology staff. I will not need to beg for sales like many of you poor slobs. I have the relationships and will prosper!

 

We didn't break up until midnight a great time had by all! Sales are in the bag!

 

I am taking the Fellows out for a prevoting breakfast at the finest restaurant in the city. I will then cast my vote for the countries Savior.

 

hellish announcement today means it's a reality for Merck oncology. A sad day for everyone.
3 up in q4 2016. 3 up is a screw up for sure. Bad news.

 

Ignor the three up configuration. Do your own thing. Damn fool management!

 

Keytruda sales are flat. Danger-Will Robinson-Danger! Revert to Primary Care status.

 

Not flat in my assignment but of course I can sell and most of you are completely useless parasites.

 

The afternoon liver round has been scheduled. My extra effort to take care of my office staff pays mega returns. I will reign supreme!

 

NHL party scheduled for Monday massive sales program. Everyone will get a autographed puck!

 

Had a wonderful time at the game with KOL. My sales are assured!