Swooooosh!

When you start buying your shirts in men's sizes, then, and only then, can you address this post. Until then, just read about me and wish you had the success I did and continue to have.

 

Sasha, the questions I have for you are:
1. Do you and Myles share wardrobes, specifically the "men's shirts" you speak of?
2. Do you still wear the pink leg warmers you did at the HC high school football games?

Serious replies only

 

Word on the street is that G-man, T-ford and Dan got in to a fight at Izziban Sushi in Orlando. Gish was drunk on Saki and demanded the chef make him a "spicy Gish roll". When the chef used smoked salmon instead of regular salmon on the roll, all hell broke lose. This little man needs help! Thank goodness that uber was able to get them back to the hotel safely.

 

If true, this is really sad. We are doomed.

 

This post is total crap! T-ford was not there as he does not eat fish unless it's fried. Courtney was the other ASD there and he drove them back to the hotel, not uber.

 

The answer is yes and yes. And Myles love to hear my "stories" of scoring touchdowns and great tackles at HC (even if they're not true). He loves me for the man that I am.

 

I am seriously considering going to HR over a request made in Orlando by a very drunk and apparently horny G-man! After the sushi incident with the ASD's I saw him at the bar sharing the details with a few people from the marketing team. When I approached the group he put his arm around me, gave me his room key, whispered his room number in my ear and asked me to join him in his room at midnight for a game of "tummy sticks"! What a sick, lonely and disturbed man. This place is going downhill quickly.

 

you should go to HR. This little fella must be stopped.

 

Hey Gishman, what's your GPA? How do you think there sales reps would rank your dumbass?

 

can someone please tell me where to send my $10 for the Gishman Christmas present fund? Can't wait to see the gift Courtney and Emily get him. We love you G-man! Swoooosh!!!

 

Courtney and Emily, will you please let us know what you got him? A picture of him with the gift would also be appreciated. Thanks for doing this for the field

Dan and Timmy

 

why don't you losers help instead of barking out orders?

Emily

 

has there been any confirmation on the G-man performing at the April meeting. I am due to have shoulder surgery and knowing this ahead of time will help with the timing of scheduling the procedure. Serious replies only!

 

Rumor is gishman will be singing backup to Demi Lavato in Dallas this go around.

 

thanks! I will schedule my surgery that week for sure. I may include a colonoscopy as well.

 

Hard to believe it has almost been 1 year since the sushi protests led by our feerless little leader. Word is security will be very tight this year just in case he tries to start up the protest again.

The Insider

 

Time for the G-man to dust off the step stool and megaphone! The sushi they served in the cafeteria today was disgusting.

 

Not so funny when it has been repeated 50 times. Got anything else? I know, this has to be Emily or Chris responding. You have repeated that multiple times as well.

 

No it's God. Shut the fuck up and let us laugh. Who made you a comedy genius anyway you fucktard. Go eat shit.