Predictions for Week in Big Apple













Reps from the South will get lost in the big city on Wednesday and it will mirror every crocodile Dundee movie ever made. Many will not make it, few will survive.
Y'all don't worry about us Southern reps! We can handle the filth, crime, and depravity of the rotten apple. The real question is why are we going to NYC at all? Many of us would rather go back to Orlando again!
 






Y'all don't worry about us Southern reps! We can handle the filth, crime, and depravity of the rotten apple. The real question is why are we going to NYC at all? Many of us would rather go back to Orlando again!

Shire could have gotten it at about 1/6 the price. Maybe that's why the CFO quit... reckless spending
 






i predict that we will be stuck in the hotel for days on end. We will not. even be able to,leave for dinner. We will be required to stay in the hotel to play pub trivia in the same room that we were confined to the evening before and eat french fries that were not consumed from the night prior.